Baby your da-da loves you
And I'ma always be here for you
No matter what happens
You're all I got in this world
I would never
Give you up for nothin'
Nobody in this world
Is ever gonna keep you from me
I love you
C'mon Hai Hai
We goin' to the beach
Grab a couple of toys
And let da-da
Strap you in the car seat
Oh where's mama
She's takin' a little nap
In the trunk
Oh that smell
Da-da must have run over a skunk
Now I know what you're thinkin'
It's kind of late to go swimmin'
But you know your mama
She's one of those type o' women
That do crazy things
And if she don't get her way
She'll throw a fit
Don't play with da-da's
Toy knife honey let go of it
And don't look so upset
Why you actin' bashful
Don't you wanna help da-da
Build a sand castle
And mama said she wants to
Show you how far she can float
And don't you worry about that
Little boo-boo on her throat
It's just a little scratch
It don't hurt
Her was eatin' dinner
While you were sweepin'
And spilled ketchup on her shirt
Mama's messy ain't she
We'll let her wash off
In the water
And me and you
Can play by ourselves can't we
And when we ride
Just you and I
Oh when we ride
Just you and I
There's a place called heaven
And a place called hell
A place called prison
And a place called jail
Da-da's probably on his way
To all of 'em except one
Cause mama's got a new husband
And a stepson
And you don't want a brother
Do ya
Maybe when you're old enough
To understand a little better
I'll explain it to ya
But for now we'll just say
Mama was real real bad
She was bein' mean to dad
And made him real real mad
But I still feel sad
That I put her on time-out
Sit back in your chair honey
Quit tryin' to climb out
I told you it's okay
Hai-Hai wanna ba-ba
Take a night-night
Nan-a-boo goo-goo ga-ga
Her make goo-goo ca-ca
Da-da change your dia-dee
Clean the baby up so her can
Take a nighty-nighty
Your dad'll wake her up
As soon as we get to the water
Ninety-seven Bonnie and Clyde
Me and my daughter
And when we ride
Just you and I
Oh when we ride
Just you and I
Wake up sweepy head
We're here before we play
We're gonna take mama
For a wittle walk
Along the pier
Baby don't cry honey
Don't get the wrong idea
Mama's too sweepy to hear you
Screamin' in her ear
That's why you can't get her
To wake but don't worry
Da-da made a nice bed for mama
At the bottom of the lake
Here you wanna help da-da
Tie a rope around this rock
We'll tie it to her footsie
Then we'll roll her
Offthe dock
Ready now here we go
On the count of free
One two free whee
There goes mama
Spwashin in the water
No more fightin' wit dad
No more restraining order
No more step-da-da
No more new brother
Blow her kisses bye-bye
Tell mama you love her
Now we'll go play in the sand
Build a castle and junk
But first just help dad
With two more things
Out the trunk
And when we ride
Just you and I
Oh when we ride
Just you and I
Just you and me baby
Is all we need in this world
Just me and you
Your da-da will always
Be here for you
Your da-da's always
Gonna love you
Remember that
lfyou ever need me
I will always be here for you
lfyou ever need
Anything just ask
Da-da will be right there
Your da-da loves you
I love you baby