GRANDMA GOT
RUN OVER
BY A REINDEER
WALKING HOME
FROM OUR HOUSE
CHRISTMAS EVE
YOU CAN SAY
THERE'S NO SUCH
THING AS SANTA
BUT AS FOR
ME AND GRANDPA
WE BELIEVE
SHE'D BEEN DRINKING
TOO MUCH EGGNOG
AND WE BEGGED HER
NOT TO GO
BUT SHE FORGOT
HER MEDICATION
AND SHE STAGGERED
OUT THE DOOR
INTO THE SNOW
WHEN WE FOUND HER
CHRISTMAS MORNING
AT THE SCENE
OF THE ATTACK
SHE HAD HOOFPRINTS
ON HER FOREHEAD
AND INCRIMINATING
CLAUS MARKS
ON HER BACK
GRANDMA GOT
RUN OVER
BY A REINDEER
WALKING HOME
FROM OUR HOUSE
CHRISTMAS EVE
YOU CAN SAY
THERE'S NO SUCH
THING AS SANTA
BUT AS FOR
ME AND GRANDPA
WE BELIEVE
NOW WE'RE ALL
SO PROUD OF GRANDPA
HE'S BEEN TAKING
THIS SO WELL
SEE HIM IN THERE
WATCHING FOOTBALL
DRINKING BEER AND
PLAYING CARDS WITH
COUSIN MEL
IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS
WITHOUT GRANDMA
ALL THE FAMILY IS
DRESSED IN BLACK
AND WE JUST CAN'T
HELP BUT WONDER
SHOULD WE
OPEN UP HER GIFTS
OR SEND THEM BACK
GRANDMA GOT
RUN OVER
BY A REINDEER
WALKING HOME
FROM OUR HOUSE
CHRISTMAS EVE
YOU CAN SAY
THERE'S NO SUCH
THING AS SANTA
BUT AS FOR
ME AND GRANDPA
WE BELIEVE
NOW THE GOOSE
IS ON THE TABLE
AND THE PUDDING
MADE OF FIG AH
AND THE BLUE
AND SILVER CANDLES
THAT WOULD JUST
HAVE MATCHED THE
HAIR IN GRANDMA'S WIG
I'VE WARNED ALL MY
FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS
BETTER WATCH OUT
FOR YOURSELVES
THEY SHOULD NEVER
GIVE A LICENSE
TO A MAN WHO
DRIVES A SLEIGH
AND PLAYS WITH ELVES
GRANDMA GOT
RUN OVER
BY A REINDEER
WALKING HOME
FROM OUR HOUSE
CHRISTMAS EVE
YOU CAN SAY
THERE'S NO SUCH
THING AS SANTA
BUT AS FOR
ME AND GRANDPA
WE BELIEVE
SING IT GRANDPA
GRANDMA GOT
RUN OVER
BY A REINDEER
WALKING HOME
FROM OUR HOUSE
CHRISTMAS EVE
YOU CAN SAY
THERE'S NO SUCH
THING AS SANTA
BUT AS FOR
ME AND GRANDPA
WE BELIEVE
MERRY
CHRISTMAS