Grandma got run over
by a reindeer
Walkin' home from
our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's
no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa
We believe
She'd been drinkin'
too much egg nog
And we begged her
not to go
But she forgot
her medication
And she staggered
out the door into the snow
When we found her
Christmas morning
At the scene
of the attack
She had hoof prints
on her forehead
And incriminating
Claus marks on her back
Grandma got run over
by a reindeer
Walkin' home from
our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's
no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa
We believe
Now we're all so
proud of Grandpa
He's been taking
this so well
See him in there
watchin' football
Drinkin' beer and playin' cards
with cousin Mel
It's not Christmas
without Grandma
All the family's
dressed in black
And we just can't
help but wonder
Should we open up her gifts
or send them back
Grandma got run over
by a reindeer
Walkin' home from
our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no
such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa
We believe
Now the goose
is on the table
And the pudding
made of fig
And the blue
and silver candles
That would just
have matched the hair
in Grandma's wig
I've warned all my
friends and neighbors
Better watch out
for yourselves
They should never
give a license
To a man who drives
a sleigh and plays with elves
Grandma got run over
by a reindeer
Walkin' home from
our house Christmas Eve
Now you can say there's
no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa
We believe
Grandma got run over
by a reindeer
Walkin' home from
our house Christmas Eve
Now you can say there's
no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa
We believe