Now I have
A story
That I'd like to
Tell
About this guy
You all know
He had me scared
As hell
He comes to me
At night after I
Crawl into bed
He's burnt up
Like a weenie
And his name
Is Fred
He wears the same
Hat and sweater
Every single day
And even if it's
Hot outside
He wears it
Anyway
He's home when
I'm awake but he
Shows up
When I sleep
I can't believe that
There's a
Nightmare
On my street
It was a
Saturday night
If I remember
It right
And we had just
Gotten back of
Tour last night
So the gang and I
Thought that it
Would be groovy
If we summoned
Up the posse and
Done rushed
The movie
I got Angie
Jeff got Tina
Ready Rock
Got some girl
I'd never
Seen in my life
But that was
Alright because
The lady was chill
Then we dipped
To the Theater
Set to ill
We saw 'Elm Street'
And man it was
Def
And everything
Seemed alright
When we left
But when I
Got home and
Laid down to sleep
That began
The nightmare
On my street
It was burning
In my room
Like an oven
My bed soaked
With sweat
And man
I was bugging
I checked the
Clock and it
Stopped at
12:30
It had melted
It was so darn hot
And I was thirsty
I went downstairs
To grab some
Juice or a coke
I flipped the
TV off, and then
I almost choked
When I heard this
Awful voice coming
From behind
It said,
"You got my
Favorite letter, but
Now you must die"
Man, I ain't even
Wait to see
Who it was
Broke inside my
Drawers and
Screamed,
"So long, cuz"
Got halfway
Up the block
I calmed down
And stopped
Screaming
And I thought,
"Oh, I get it,
I must be,
Dreaming"
I strolled back
Home, with a grin
On my grill
And since
This is a dream
I might as well
Get ill
I walked in the
House, the
Big bad
Fresh Prince
But Freddy killed
All that noise real
Quick
He grabbed
Me by my neck
And said, "Here's
What we'll do,
We gotta lotta,
Work here,
Me and you,
The souls of your,
Friends you and I,
Will claim,
You've got the,
Body and I've got,
The brain"
I said,
"Yo Fred, I
Think you got me
All wrong
I ain't no partners
With nobody with
Nails this long
Look, I'll be
Honest man, this
Team won't work
The girls won't be
On you
Fred, your face
Is all burnt"
I patted him on
The shoulder
Said "thanks for
Stopping by"
Then I opened up
The door and said
"Take care guy"
He got mad
Drew back his arm
And slashed my
Shirt
I laughed at first
Then I said,
"Hold up, that hurt"
It wasn't a dream
This guy was
For real
I said,
"Freddy, uh, pal
There's been an
Awful mistake here"
No further words
Then I darted
Upstairs
Crashed through
The door then
Jumped on my
Bed
Pulled the covers
Up over my head
And said,
"Oh please do
Something with
Fred"
He jumped on
My bed, went
Through the covers
With his claws
Tried to get me
But my alarm
Went of
And then silence
It was a whole
New day
I thought, "huh,
I wasn't scared of,
Him anyway"
Until I noticed
Those rips in my
Sheets
And that was proof
That there had
Been a nightmare
On my street, ha ha
I gotta call
Jef
I gotta call Jef
Jeff, come on
Jeff, come on
Answer it Jef
Answer it
Come on, Jef
Jeff, answer it
Hello?
It's Prince
Man
Whatever you
Do Jef don't
Fall asleep
What do you,
Want?
Come on now
It's 3:OO in the
Morning
What do you want?
Don't
Fall asleep
Jef
Ahhhhhh!
Ahhhhhh!
(Ha ha ha ha)
(Ha haaaa...)