Alright
Stop whatcha doin'
'Cause I'm about
To ruin the image
And the style that
Ya used to
I look funny
But yo
I'm makin' money
See so yo world
I hope you're
Ready for me
Now gather 'round
I'm the new fool
In town
And my sound's
Laid down
By the underground
I drink up all
The Hennessy ya
Got on ya shelf
So just let me
Introduce myself
My name is Humpty
Pronounced with
A "Umpty"
Yo ladies
Oh how I like to
Hump thee
And all the
Rappers in the
Top Ten
Please allow me
To bump thee
I'm steppin'
Tall y'all
And just like
Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall
When the stereos
Pump me
I like to rhyme
I like my
Beats funky
I'm spunky
I like my
Oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick wit dis
Straight gangsta
Mack
But sometimes
I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all
Your crackers and
Your liquorice
Hey yo fat girl
C'mere
Are ya ticklish
Yeah I called
Ya fat
Look at me
I'm skinny
It never stopped me
From gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls
With the boom
I once got busy
In the Burger King
Bathroom
I'm crazy
Allow me to
Amaze thee
They say I'm ugly
But it just don't
Faze me
I'm still gettin'
In the girls' pants
And I even
Got my own dance
(The Humpty Dance)
(ls your chance)
(To do the Hump)
Do the
Humpty Humpty
Come on and do
The Humpty Hump
Do the
Humpty Hump
Just watch me do
The Humpty Hump
Do ya know
What I'm doin'
Doin' the
Humpty Hump
Do the
Humpty Hump
Do the
Humpty Hump
People say
"Yo Humpty
You're really
Funny lookin'"
But that's alright
'Cause I get
Things cookin'
Ya stare
Ya glare
Ya constantly try
To compare me
But ya can't
Get near me
I give 'em more
See and on the
FIoor B
All the girls
They adore me
Oh yes ladies
I'm really
Bein' sincere
'Cause in a "69"
My Humpty nose
Will tickle
Ya rear
My nose is big
Uh-uh
I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle
I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by
The ladies
Ya know I'm
In charge
Both how I'm livin'
And my nose is large
I get stoopid
I shoot an arrow
Like Cupid
I use a word that
Don't mean nothin'
Like looptid
I sang on
Doo whut cha like
And if ya missed it
I'm the one who said
"Just grab 'em
In the biscuits"
I also told ya
That I like
To bite
Well yeah I guess
It's obvious
I also like to write
All ya had to do
Was give Humpty
A chance
And now
I'm gonna do
My dance
(The Humpty Dance)
(ls your chance)
(To do the Hump)
(Sexy Baby)
Do the
Humpty Hump
Just do the do
The Humpty Hump
(Sexy Baby)
Do the
Humpty Hump
Come on and do
The Humpty Hump
(Sexy Baby)
Do you know what
We're doin'
We're doin' the
Humpty Hump
(Sexy lady)
Do the
Humpty Hump
Oh yeah that's
The break y'all
Let me hear
A little bit of
That bass groove
Right here
Doh reh
Doh reh
Doh reh
Doh reh
Now that I told ya
A little bit
About myself
Let me tell ya
A little bit about
This dance
It's real easy
To do
Check it out
First I limp
To the side
Like my legs
Was broken
Shakin' and
Twitchin'
Kinda like I was
Smokin'
Crazy
Wack
Funky
People say
"Ya look like
M C Hammer
On crack Humpty"
That's alright
'Cause my body's
In motion
It's supposed to
Look like a fit
Or a convulsion
Anyone can play
This game
This is my dance
Y'all
Humpty Hump's
My name
No two people
Will do it
The same
Ya got it down
When ya appear
To be in pain
Humpin'
Funkin
Jumpin'
Jig around
Shakin' ya rump
And when the dude
A chump pump
Points a finger
Like a stump
Tell him "step off
I'm doin' the Hump"
(The Humpty)
(Dance)
(ls your chance)
(To do the Hump)
(Oh Sexy Baby)
Do the
Humpty Hump
Yeah come on
And do the
Humpty Hump
(Sexy Baby)
Do the
Humpty Hump
Just do the do
The Humpty Hump
(Sexy lady)
Do you know
What we're doin'
We're doin' the
Humpty Hump-uh
Yes yeah do the
Humpty Hump
Just watch me do
The Humpty Hump
Black people do the
Humpty Hump
Do the
Humpty Hump
White people do the
Humpty Hump
Do the
Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans do the
Humpty Hump
Just keep on
Doin' the Hump
Samoans do the
Humpty Hump
Do the
Humpty Hump