I have heard
among this clan
You are called
the forgotten man
Is that what
they're sayin'?
Well, did you evah!
What a swell
party this is
And have you heard
the story of
a boy, a girl,
unrequited love?
Sounds like pure
soap opera
I may cry
What a swell
party this is
What frails
What cocks
What broads
What jocks
What furs,
they're beautiful
Why I've never
seen such yuppity
Neither did I
It's all just
too swellegant
This French
champagne,
domestic
So good for the brain
That's what I
was gonna say
Well you know you're
a brilliant fellow
Thank you I am
Drink up Jim
So have you ever
been out to
L.A. lately?
Well no not recently
Well I went there 'n' had
a rent-a-car 'n' all
Oh really! I got invited
to Pia's house,
Pia Zadora's house
Really was that nice?
Well I didn't go
Oh!
It woulda been
swell though
Shoulda gone
It woulda been
elegant. Elegant
Oh wait.
Look who's
comin' in now
I hear they
dismantled Pickfair
It wasn't elegant
enough
Probably full
of termites
It's great, it's grand
Wah wah wah wah
wah wha wah wah
Wonderland
La la la la
la la la la
la la la la lahhh
We sing, so rare
Like old Camembert
Have you heard
the dying star
She got bit
in the Astra bar
Soused again
Well did you evah!
What a swell
party this is
Have you heard,
it's in the stars
Next July we
collide with Mars
Well did you evah!
What a swell party
What a swell party
What a swellegant,
elegant, smarty,
Party
A Smarty party
I am a Smarty
You are a smarty
for coming to
this party
Yeah that's right
Now piss off!!
That's clever