Once there was this kid who
got into an accident
and couldn't come to school
But when
he finally came back
his hair had turned
from black into bright white
He said that it was from when
the cars had
smashed it so hard
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Once there was this girl who
wouldn't go and change
with the girls
in the change room
And when they
finally made her
they saw birth marks
all over her body
She couldn't quite explain
but they'd always
just been there
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But both girl
and boy were glad
that one kid had
it worse than that
'Cause then there was this boy
who's parents made him
come directly home
right after school
And when they went
to their church they shook
and lurched all over
the church floor
He couldn't quite explain
yet they'd always
just gone there
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