GIVE 'EM THE OLD RAZZLE-DAZZLE
RAZZLE-DAZZLE 'EM
GIVE 'EM AN ACT
WITH LOTS OF FLASH IN IT
AND THE REACTION
WILL BE PASSIONATE
GIVE 'EM THE OLD HOCUS-POCUS
BEAD AND FEATHER 'EM
HOW CAN THEY SEE
WITH SEQUINS IN THEIR EYES
WHAT IF YOUR HINGES
ALL ARE RUSTIN'
WHAT IF, IN FACT
YOU'RE JUST DISGUSTIN'
RAZZLE-DAZZLE 'EM
AND THEY'LL NEVER CATCH WISE
GIVE 'EM THE OLD RAZZLE-DAZZLE
RAZZLE-DAZZLE 'EM
GIVE 'EM A SHOW
THAT'S SO SPLENDIFEROUS
ROW AFTER ROW
WILL GROW VOCIFEROUS
GIVE 'EM THE OLD
FLIM-FLAM FLUMMOX
FOOL AND FRACTURE 'EM
HOW CAN THEY HEAR THE TRUTH
ABOVE THE ROAR!
THROW 'EM A FAKE
AND A FINAGLE
THEY'LL NEVER KNOW
YOU'RE JUST A BAGEL
RAZZLE-DAZZLE 'EM
AND THEY'LL BEG YA FOR MORE
GIVE 'EM THE OLD
DOUBLE-WHAMMY
DAZE AND DIZZY 'EM
BACK SINCE THE DAYS
OF OLD METHUSELAH
EVERYONE LOVES
THE BIG BAMBOOZLER
GIVE 'EM THE OLD
THREE-RING CIRCUS
STUN AND STAGGER 'EM
WHEN YOU'RE IN TROUBLE
GO INTO YOUR DANCE
THOUGH YOU ARE STIFFER
THAN A GIRDER
THEY'LL LET YOU GET AWAY
WITH MURDER
RAZZLE-DAZZLE 'EM
AND YOU GOT A ROMANCE
GIVE 'EM THE OLD RAZZLE-DAZZLE
RAZZLE-DAZZLE 'EM
SHOW 'EM THE FIRST-RATE
SORCERER YOU ARE
LONG AS YOU KEEP 'EM
WAY OFF BALANCE
HOW CAN THEY SPOT
YOU GOT NO TALENTS
RAZZLE-DAZZLE 'EM
RAZZLE-DAZZLE 'EM
AND THEY'LL MAKE YOU A STAR...