It's just me
myself and I
Stuck in my bedroom
livin' in this world
you left behind
Dreamin' of all these
monsters
that I'll never
get to fight
But boy I wish I could
so I could bring
the world some light
'Cause I'm stuck
with your stories
but no clue who you are
And no idea
if you're dead
or just too far
Somebody tell me
come and give me a sign
If I fight those monsters
is it you I'll find
If so then
give me sirens
and a cyclops
Give me giants
and a hydra
I know life and
fate are scary
but I wanna be legendary
I'll fight the harpies
and chimeras
The Minotaur
even Cerberus
I know life and
fate are scary
but I wanna be
l-l-l-l-legendary
There are strangers
in our halls
Tryin' to win
the heart of my mom
but she is standing tall
one hundred eight
old faces of men
who call me small
They keep takin' space
and it's not much longer
we can stall
'Cause they're
getting impatient
dangerous too
And I would fight them
if I was half as
strong as you
Somebody help me
come and give me
the strength
Can I do whatever it
takes to keep my mom safe
If so then
Give me sirens
and a cyclops
Give me giants
and a hydra
I know life and
fate are scary
but I wanna be legendary
I'll fight the harpies
and chimeras
The Minotaur
even Cerberus
I know life and
fate are scary
but I wanna be legendary
Where is he
Where is the man who'll
have you to wife
Oh-woah
Where is he
Where is the man
with whom you'll
spend your life
'Cause it's been
twenty years and
we still have no king
Give me a chance
a single opportunity
and I'll overcome these
obstacles and scrutiny and
Boy
When's your tramp of a
mother gonna choose a
new husband
Oh-oh
Why don't you
open her room
so we can have
fun with her
Don't you dare call
my mother a tramp
Oh-oh
I just did
Whatcha gonna do
about it champ
Somebody tell me
come and give me a sign
If I fight this monster
is it you I'll find