BABY, PASS THE ASPIRIN
SOMETHIN'S GOTTA WORK
I KNOW I DID IT TO MYSELF
BUT MAN, OH, MAN, IT HURTS
THAT SECOND LAST MARTINI
THE ONE THAT WENT DOWN
REAL SMOOTH
SET ME ON A BENDER
WITH NOTHIN' LEFT TO LOSE
I... JUST CAN'T APOLOGISE FOR
WHAT I DID TO MYSELF
MY BED'S AN OCEAN LINER
AND I... CAN'T CALL FOR HELP
YEAH, BABY, IT HURTS A BUNCH
THE GIRLS GOT GOIN'
AND WE HAD A MUNCH
I PROMISE ON A DIME
IT'S THE LAST TIME
I'LL EVER HAVE A LIQUID LUNCH
YEAH, BABY, IT HURTS A BUNCH
THE GIRLS GOT GOIN'
AND WE HAD A MUNCH
I PROMISE ON A DIME
IT'S THE LAST TIME
I'LL EVER HAVE A LIQUID LUNCH
I THINK I'VE GOT THE SYMPTOMS
AND NONE OF THEM WILL LEAVE
THEY THINK THAT IT'S A PARTY
TO LAUGH AT ALL MY GRIEF
IT MUST'VE BEEN A DOOZY
I HAD TWO HUNDRED DREAMS
AT LEAST I FOUND MY PILLOW
'CAUSE I CAN'T FIND MY KEYS
IT'S... HARD TO REMEMBER
ALL OF THE EVENTS
BUT... I MUST'VE PAID THE TAB
'CAUSE ALL THAT'S LEFT
IS FIFTY CENTS
YEAH, BABY, IT HURTS A BUNCH
THE GIRLS GOT GOIN'
AND WE HAD A MUNCH
I PROMISE ON A DIME
IT'S THE LAST TIME
I'LL EVER HAVE A LIQUID LUNCH
YEAH, BABY, IT HURTS A BUNCH
THE GIRLS GOT GOIN'
AND WE HAD A MUNCH
I PROMISE ON A DIME
IT'S THE LAST TIME
I'LL EVER HAVE A LIQUID LUNCH
BABY, I CAN CALL THE PHARMACY
THEY'LL BRING SOMETHIN' UP
SOMETHIN' UP, TOUT SUITE
SOME EXOTIC MEDICINE
TO CURE MY EVERY ILL
WITH SOME KIND OF MAGIC PILL
I... JUST CAN'T APOLOGISE FOR
WHAT I DID TO MYSELF
MY BED'S AN OCEAN LINER
AND I... CAN'T CALL FOR HELP
YEAH, BABY, IT HURTS A BUNCH
THE GIRLS GOT GOIN'
AND WE HAD A MUNCH
I PROMISE ON A DIME
IT'S THE LAST TIME
I'LL EVER HAVE A LIQUID LUNCH
YEAH, BABY, IT HURTS A BUNCH
THE GIRLS GOT GOIN'
AND WE HAD A MUNCH
I PROMISE ON A DIME
IT'S THE LAST TIME
I'LL EVER HAVE A LIQUID LUNCH
YEAH, BABY, IT HURTS A BUNCH
THE GIRLS GOT GOIN'
AND WE HAD A MUNCH
I PROMISE ON A DIME
IT'S THE LAST TIME
I'LL EVER HAVE A LIQUID LUNCH
YEAH, BABY, IT HURTS A BUNCH
THE GIRLS GOT GOIN'
AND WE HAD A MUNCH
I PROMISE ON A DIME
IT'S THE LAST TIME
I'LL EVER HAVE A LIQUID LUNCH