A vacation in a foreign land
Uncle Sam does the best he can
You're in the army now
Oh oh you're in the army
now
Now you remember
what the draft man said
Nothing to do all day but
stay in bed
You're in the army now
Oh oh you're in the army
now
You'll be the hero
of the neighborhood
Nobody knows
that you left for good
You're in the army now
Oh oh you're in the army
now
You're in the army now
Oh oh you're in the army
now
Hand grenades flying
over your head
Missiles flying
over your head
If you wanna survive
get out of bed
You're in the army now
Oh oh you're in the army
now
Shots ring out
in the dead of night
The sergeant calls
Stand up and fight
You're in the army now
Oh oh you're in the army
now
Oh oh you're in the army
now
You're in the army now
Oh oh you're in the army
now
Oh oh you're in the army
in the army now
You're in the army now
Oh oh you're in the army
now