Have you ever
Met a girl that
You tried to date
But a year
To make love
She wanted you
To wait
Let me tell
A story
In my situation
I was talkin'
To this girl from
The U.S. nation
The way that
I met her
Was on tour
At a concert
She had long hair
And a short
Mini-skirt
I just got
Off stage
Drippin' pourin'
With sweat
I was walkin'
Through the crowd
And guess who
I met
I whispered
In her ear
Come to the
Picture booth
So I could ask
You some questions
To see if you're
A hundred proof
I asked her
Her name she said
Blah Blah Blah
She had 9/10 pants
And a very big bra
I took a couple
Of foots and
She was enthused
I said..
How did you
Like the show
She said I was
Very amused
I started throwin'
Bass she startin'
Throwin' back
Midrange
But when I sprung
The question
She acted kinda
Strange
Then when I asked
Do you
Have a man
She tried to
Pretend she said
No I don't..
I only have a friend
Come on
I'm not even
Goin' for it
This is what
I'm gonna say
You you got
What I need
But you say he's
Just a friend
And you say he's
Just a friend
Oh baby..
You got what
I need
But you say he's
Just a friend
But you say he's
Just a friend
Oh baby..
You got what
I need
But you say he's
Just a friend
But you say he's
Just a friend
So I took Blah
Blah's word for it
At this time
I thought just
Havin' a friend
Couldn't be
No crime
'Cause I have
Friends and
That's a fact
Like Agnes
Agatha Germaine
And Jack
Forget about that
Let's go into
The story
About a girl named
Blah Blah Blah
That adored me
So we started
Talkin'
Gettin' familiar
Spending a lot
Of time
So we could
Build a..
Relationship
Or some
Understandin'
How it's gonna be
In the future
We was plannin'
Everything sounded
So dandy and sweet
I had no idea
I was in for
A treat
After this was
Established
Everything was
Cool
The tour was over
And she went back
To school
I called every day
To see how
She was doin'
Every time that
I called her
Seems trouble
Was brewing
I called her room
Put down picked up
And then I called
Again I said..
Yo who is that
Oh he's just
A friend
Come on don't
Even give me that
Don't even
Give me that
You're busted
You you got
What I need
But you say he's
Just a friend
But you say he's
Just a friend
Oh baby..
You got what
I need
But you say he's
Just a friend
But you say he's
Just a friend
Oh baby you
You got what
I need
But you say he's
Just a friend
But you say he's
Just a friend
So I came to
Her college on
A surprise visit
To see my girl
That was so
Exquisite
It was a school day
I knew
She was there
The first semester
Of the school year
I went to her gate
To ask where was
Her dorm
This guy made me
Fill out
A visitor's form
He told me
Where it was and
I was on my way
To see my
Baby doll
I was happy to say
Arrived in front
Of the dormitory
Yo could you
Tell me where is
Door 3
They showed me
Where it was
For the moment
I di-in't know
I was in for
Such an event
So I came to
Her room and
Opened the door
Oh snap
Guess what I saw
A fellow
Tongue-kissin'
My girl
In the mouth
I was so in shock
My heart went
Down south
So please listen
To the message
That I said
Don't ever talk
To a girl
Who says she just
Has a friend..
Has a friend
Has a friend
Has a friend..