GATHER 'ROUND CATS
AND I'LL TELL YOU
A STORY ABOUT
HOW TO BECOME AN
ALL-AMERICAN BOY
BUY YOU A GUITAR
AND PUT IT IN TUNE
YOU BE ROCKIN' AND
A-ROLLIN' SOON
IMPRESSIN' THE GIRLS
PICKIN' HOT LICKS
AND ALL THAT JAZZ
I I BOUGHT ME A
GUITAR A YEAR AGO
LEARNED HOW TO
PLAY IN A DAY OR SO
AND ALL AROUND TOWN IT
WAS WELL UNDERSTOOD
THAT I WAS KNOCKIN' 'EM OUT
LIKE JOHNNY B GOODE
HOT LICKS
SHOWIN' OFF
AH NUMBER ONE
WELL I'D PRACTICE
ALL DAY
AND UP INTO THE
NIGHT
MY PAPA'S HAIR WAS
TURNIN' WHITE
'CAUSE HE DIDN'T LIKE
ROCK 'N' ROLL HE SAID
YOU CAN STAY BOY BUT
THAT'S GOTTA GO
HE'S A SQUARE
HE JUST DIDN'T
DIG ME AT ALL
SO I TOOK MY GUITAR
PICKS AND ALL
BID FAREWELL TO MY
POOR OL' PA
SPLIT FOR MEMPHIS WHERE
THEY SAY Y'ALL AND I'M
SWINGIN' CATS THERE
A-HAVIN' A BALL
SESSION
HOT LICKS AND ALL
THEY DIG ME
I WAS ROCKIN' AND A-BOPPIN'
AND I WAS A-GETTIN' BREAKS
THE GIRLS ALL SAID THAT
I HAD WHAT IT TAKES
WHEN UP STEPPED A MAN
WITH A BIG CIGAR HE SAID
COME HERE CAT I'M GON'
MAKE YOU A STAR
I'LL PUT YOU ON
BANDSTAND
BUY YA A CADILLAC
SIGN HERE KID
I SIGNED THE NAME
AND BECAME A STAR
HAVIN' A BALL
WITH MY GUITAR
DRIVIN' A BIG LONG
CADILLAC
AND INVITIN' THE GIRLS
OFF IN THE BACK
THEY JUST KEPT A-COMIN'
SCREAMIN'
YEAH THEY LIKE IT
SO I'D PICK MY GUITAR
WITH A GREAT BIG
GRIN AND THE MONEY
JUST KEPT ON
POURIN' IN
BUT THEN ONE DAY MY
UNCLE SAM HE SAID
HERE I AM
UNCLE SAM NEEDS
YOU BOY
I'M AH GONNA CUT
YOUR HAIR OFF
AH TAKE THIS
RIFLE KID
GIMME THAT GUITAR
YEAH