It's just a
Little bitty pissant
Country place
Ain't nothin'
Much to see
No drinkin' allowed
We get a nice
Quiet crowd
Plain as it
Can be
It's just a fiddly
Squattin' old time
Country place
Ain't nothin'
Too high tone
Just lots of
Good will
And maybe one
Small thrill
But there's nothin'
Dirty goin' on
We get simple
Farmers, local
Businessmen
Congress folks
From Austin
Young boys
Lookin' for sin
Now we used to
Get a lotta
Roughnecks
When the oil room
Was high
But payday
lt'll get a little
Rowdy
Thank God
The fields run dry
It's just a
Little bitty pissant
Country place
Nothin'
Much to see
No drinkin' allowed
We get a nice
Quiet crowd
Plain as it
Can be
It's just a fiddly
Squattin' old time
Country place
Nothin'
Too high tone
Just lots of
Good will
And maybe one
Small thrill
But there's nothin'
Dirty goin' on
I don't hire
No married girls
They're not
On the ball
They got homes
And husbands
They're not
Stable at all
You know they
Don't understand
A thing
About a proper
Business day
Now what's the
Point in opening
Up the store
If you give the
Goods away
It's just a
Little bitty pissant
Country place
Nothin'
Much to see
No drinkin' allowed
We get a nice
Quiet crowd
Plain as it
Can be
It's just a fiddly
Squattin' old time
Country place
Nothin'
Too high tone
Just lots of good will
And maybe one
Small thrill
But there's nothin'
Dirty goin' on
Keep your language
Clean, girls
Keep your bedrooms
Neat
And don't hang
Around the town cafe
And say,
''Hi'' on the street
Mind your
''Pees'' and ''ques''
And manners
And you don't need
No other tools
'Cause every girl
That lives here
Knows my special
''No, no'' rules
(Yeah, every girl)
(That lives here)
(Knows Ms. Mona's)
(''no, no'' rules)
Ruby rae
Start 'em
Beds
Are not to be
Wallowed in
That's
The kind of thing
That big fat lazy
Hogs do
And it don't
Make money
Beatrice!
And I won't
Tolerate no tyin' up
My telephone
With other people's
Business
Eloise, honey!
And please don't
Show us no tattoos
And hearts and
Flowers on your
Back
lt's downright
Tacky!
Brands
Belong on cattle
And that ain't what
We're sellin' at
Miss Mona's
Do you catch,
My drift?
I pay the food
And the rent and
The utilities
You keep your mind
On your work
Responsibilities
Don't let your mouth
Go below
Your capabilities
And we can
Get along
Dawn!
Any bad habits
You come in with
Get rid of right now
Patty jo!
I can't stand
No chewing gum
It looks
Just like a cow
Linda lou!
Anyone taking
Sick leave oughta be
Real sure they're sick
And every time
You hear that bell
You better get
Here double quick
And as for pimps
Pimps are somethin'
You don't need
To get your daily
Business done
Are you,
Listenin' good?
Keep them leeches
And blood
Suckers off the
Back roads
I know how to
Use a gun
And nobody messes
With my girls
And any questions
You might have
About the way
I run this place
Don't gripe
And whine behind
My back
Just tell me
Face to face
I'm open minded
Say it all
Then go upstairs
And pack
The door is
That a-way
She pays the
Food and the rent
And the utilities
We keep our
Mind on our
Work responsibilities
Don't let your
Mouth go below
Your capabilities
And we can
Get along
It's just a
Little bitty pissant
Country place
Nothin'
Much to see
No drinkin' allowed
We get a nice
Quiet crowd
Plain as it
Can be
It's just a fiddly
Squattin' old time
Country place
Nothin'
Too high tone
Just lots of
Good will
And maybe one
Small thrill
But there's nothin'
Dirty goin' on
It's just a
Little bitty pissant
Country place
Nothin'
Much to see
No drinkin' allowed
We get a nice
Quiet crowd
Plain as it
Can be
It's just a fiddly
Squattin' old time
Country place
Nothin'
Too high tone
Just lots of
Good will
And maybe one
Small thrill
(Just lots of)
(Good will)
(And maybe one)
(Small thrill)
Just lots of
Good will
And maybe one
Small thrill
But there's nothin'
Dirty goin' on
Nothin' dirty
Goin' on!