ONE TWO
ONE TWO KEEP IT ON
LISTEN TO THE S###
BECAUSE
WE KICK IT TILL DAWN
LISTEN TO THE ABSTRACT
GOT IT GOIN' ON
LISTEN TO THE LADIES
COME ON
AND LET ME SPAWN
ALL YOUR EGGS
THEN YOU GO
UP THE RIVER
LISTEN TO THE ABSTRACT
THAT FREAKY N#####
NOW I'M ADROCK
AND I SHOCK
AND I TICK AND I TOCK
AND I CAN'T STOP
WITH THE BODY ROCK
SEE I GOT HEART LIKE
JOHN STARKS
HITTIN' MAD SPARKS
PASS ME THE MIC
AND I'LL BE ROCKIN'
THE WHOLE PARK
M TO THE C TO THE A
AND IT'S A MUST
THE RHYMES
THAT WE BUST
ON THE TOPIC OF LUST
AND MY MOMS
IS NOT BUTT
BUT F### IT
LET ME GET DOWN
TO THE RHYTHM
YES I GET FUNKY
AND I'M SHOOTIN'
ALL MY J### LIKE
JOHN HOLMES
THE X-RATED N#####
LISTEN TO THE S###
'CAUSE I AM
THE ILL FIGURE
NOBODY'S GOTTEN
ANY BIGGER THAN THIS
PHONE IS RINGIN'
OH MY GOD
ADROCK'S DOWN
WITH THE IONE
LISTEN TO THE S###
'CAUSE BOTH OF THEM
IS BONY
GOT TO DO IT LIKE THIS
LIKE CHACHI AND JOANIE
'CAUSE
SHE'S THE CHEESE
AND I'M THE MACARONI
SO WHY ALL THE FIGHT
WHY ALL THE FUSS
'CAUSE
YEAH
YOU KNOW
I'M GETTIN' SILLY
GOT A GRANDMA HAZEL
AND A GRANDMA TILLY
WELL I'M THE GRAND
ROYAL PREZ
AND I'M ALSO A MEMBER
BORN ON THE CUSP
IN THE MONTH
OF NOVEMBER
I DO THE PATTY DUKE
AND IN CASE
YOU DON'T REMEMBER
WELL I FREAK A
FUNKY BEAT
LIKE THE S###
WAS IN A BLENDER
WELL I'M LONG GONE
WORD IS BORN
DON'T NEED NO
M###########' FOOL
TELLIN' ME RIGHT
FROM WRONG
I DON'T THINK I'M SLICK
NOR DO I PLAY
LIKE I'M HARD
BUT I'M-A DRIVE THE LANE
LIKE I WAS
EVAN BERNARD
AND I'VE WORKIN'
ON MY GAME
'CAUSE LIFE IS TAXIN'
GOTTA GET IT TOGETHER
AND SEE
WHAT'S HAPPENIN'
GO
A-ONE TWO
LIKE MY NAME
WAS BIZ MARKIE
BUT I HAD TO DO THE S###
JUST LET ME EMBARK
ON THE LYRIC
ON THE NOUN
AND THE VERB
LET ME KICK
THE S### OFF
'CAUSE YO
I'M NOT THE HERB
WELL IT'S NOT THE HERB
BUT THE SPICE
WITH THE FLAVOR
TO SPARE
THE MOOG
WITH THE FUNK
FOR YOUR DERRIERE
WHILE WE'RE
ON THE TOPIC YES
I'D LIKE TO MENTION
WHEN IT COMES
TO BONIN'
WOO I'M REPRESENTIN'
SPACIN' ZONIN'
TALKIN' ON THE PHONE
AND MY BRAIN
IS ROAMIN'
I DON'T KNOW
WHERE IT'S GOIN'
I'M TALKIN' LOTSA S###
A LITTLE TWEAKIN'
ON THE WEEKEND
GOTTA GET HIM
BY THE REINS
'CAUSE I KNOW THAT
I'M FREAKIN'
FUNKY SKULL
AND I'M A SCORPIO
AND WHEN
I GOT THE FLOW
I'M DR. ON THE GO SO
Q-TIP WHAT YOU
ON THE MIC FOR
BECAUSE I HAD TO
TALK ABOUT THE TIMES
WHEN I RHYME
AND WHEN THE MC'S
COME IN MY FACE
I MIGHT MACE
'CAUSE I BACK 'EM OFF
WITH THE QUILLS
'CAUSE I HAD TO
TELL YA N#####
'CAUSE I KEEP IT
UNDER FRILLS
RESTIN' ON NINE ONE ONE
SIXTEENTH AVE
OFF OF
FARMERS BOULEVARD
WELL I'M FROM
MANHATTAN
MCA'S FROM BROOKLYN
YEAH MCA
YOUR S### BE COOKIN'
PRAYIN' MANTIS
ON THE COURT
AND I CAN'T BE BEAT
BUT YO TIP
WHAT'S UP WITH
YOUR BOOTS
ON YOUR FEET
GOT THE TIMBOS
ON THE TOES
AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES
OH ONE TWO
OH MY GOD
ONE TWO OH MY GOD
I'VE GOT SOME S###
I GOT THE KUNG FU GRIP
BEHIND MY
GREEN TRAP KIT
NEVER EVER EVER
SMOKIN' CRACK
NEVER EVER EVER
F#####' WHACK
I EAT THE F#####'
PINEAPPLE
NOW AND LATERS
LISTEN TO ME NOW
DON'T LISTEN
TO ME LATER
F### IT
'CAUSE I KNOW
I DIDN'T MAKE IT
F#####' RHYME
FOR REAL BUT YO
TECHNICALLY
I'M AS HARD AS STEEL
GONNA GET IT
TOGETHER
WATCH IT
GONNA GET IT
TOGETHER MA BELL
LIKE MA BELL
I GOT THE ILL
COMMUNICATION
MA BELL
GOT THE ILL
COMMUNICATION
MA BELL
GOT THE ILL
COMMUNICATION
MA BELL
I GOT THE ILL
COMMUNICATION
UH AH AH HA HA