MIC CHECK AH MIC CHECK
ONE TWO THREE
TOO MANY RAPPERS
AND THERE'S STILL
NOT ENOUGH MCS
IT GOES THREE TWO
ONE MCA ADROCK
MIKE D THAT'S HOW
WE GET IT DONE
LIKE LADIES AND
GENTS ATTENTION
NAS IN THE HOUSE
WITH BEASTIE BOYS
WE CAN TURN IT OUT
PERPETRATORS
WE CAN POINT 'EM
OUT SO IF YOU GOT
SOMETHIN' ON YOUR
MIND LET IT OUT
YO I BEEN IN THE
GAME SINCE BEFORE
YOU WAS BORN
I'LL STILL BE
MCING EVEN AFTER
YOU'RE GONE
STRANGE THOUGHT
I KNOW BUT MY
SKILLS STILL GROW
THE EIGHTIES THE
NINETIES TWO
THOUSANDS AND SO
ON AND ON UNTIL
THE CRACK OF DAWN
UNTIL THE YEAR THREE
THOUSAND AND BEYOND
STAY UP ALL NIGHT
AND I MC AND NEVER DIE
'CAUSE DEATH IS THE
COUSIN OF SLEEP
BECAUSE I'M BACK
WITH A BANG BOOGIE
OOGIE-OOGIE
STRAWBERRY LETTER
TWENTY THREE
LIKE SHUGGIE
OH MY GOD
JUST LOOK AT ME
GRANDPA BEEN RAPPIN'
SINCE EIGHTY-THREE
I'M SUPERSONIC
LIKE JJ FAD GOT
CRAZY-*** **** PULLIN'
OUT THE BAG
DON'T FORGET THE
TARTAR SAUCE YO
'CAUSE IT'S SAD
ALL THESE CRAB
RAPPERS THEY'RE
RAPPIN' LIKE CRABS
THE VAGABOND
NAS IS THE NARCISSIST
MY POCKETS
ARE ROTUND
I'M NO KILLA BUT
COMPARED TO YOU
I'M MORE REAL'A
YOU AIN'T A SHOT
A MOBSTER OR A
DRUG DEALER
A SLUG PEELER
YOU'RE NOT
MAFIOSO NO
YOU AIN'T GOT THE
CUT-THROAT IN YA
BEGINNER
I AIN'T TRYIN' TO
HEAR YOUR RACKET
YOU WORK WITH
POLICE DOG YOU
SNITCH YOU RAT YOU
WEAR THAT JACKET
H-H-HOW MANY
RAPPERS MUST GET
DISSED GIMME EIGHT
BARS AND WATCH
ME BLESS THIS
I START TO REMINISCE
OOH WHEN I MISS
THE REAL HIP HOP WITH
WHICH I PERSIST
LIKE RUM IN MOJITOS
BULLETS AND BANDITOS
MATZOH BALLS IN SOUP
JACKETS AND TROOP
YES Y'ALL THIS IS
ONE FOR THE
HISTORY BOOKS
NASTY NAS
WHAT'S THE WORD
COUNT IT OFF ON
THE HOOK LET'S GO
ONE TWO THREE
TOO MANY RAPPERS
AND THERE'S STILL
NOT ENOUGH MCS
IT GOES THREE TWO
ONE MCA ADROCK
MIKE D THAT'S HOW
WE GET IT DONE
LIKE LADIES AND
GENTS ATTENTION
NAS IN THE HOUSE
WITH BEASTIE BOYS
WE CAN TURN IT OUT
PERPETRATORS
WE CAN POINT 'EM
OUT SO IF YOU GOT
SOMETHIN' ON YOUR
MIND LET IT OUT
8 BAR BREAK
'CAUSE THIS THE
TYPE OF LYRIC
GOES INSIDE YOUR
BRAIN
TO BLOW YOU
******** RAPPERS
STRAIGHT OUT OF
THE FRAME
MY LYRICS SPIN
'ROUND LIKE A
HURRICANE TWISTER
SO GET YOUR
HOLOGRAM ON OFF
A WOLF BLITZER
TOO MANY
RAPPERS TO SHAKE
A STICK AT I OUGHTA
CHARGE A TAX
FOR EVERY WEAK RAP
I HAD TO LISTEN TO
'CAUSE WE BE
MAKIN' STACKS
LIKE STAX RECORDS
MY SQUAD WE GOTTA
PACT WE'RE NEVER
COMING WACK
TO ALL YOU CRAB
RAPPERS AND HACKERS
AND CIRCUIT BENDERS
TWEAKED ON SPLENDA
I TAKE THE CAKE
I STOLE THE MOLD THE
GOLDEN MICROPHONE
WELL THAT'S
MINE TO HOLD
AND WHY ALL
THESE BITERS
ALL UP IN MY
******SPACE
SNIFFIN' BUFFIN'
HUFFIN' AND MEAN
MUGGIN' WITH A
BLIMPIE BLUFFIN'
BACK UP OFF ME
SUCKAS YOU AIN'T
SAYIN' NOTHIN'
I'M BROADER THAN
BROADWAY I WAS THE
PROJECT HALLWAY
DUAL TAPE RECORDER
LACIN' ORATORIALS
ALL DAY
I'M JUST
GETTING STARTED
ON THIS BEAT THIS
IS FOREPLAY
AND WHEN THIS
SONG'S FINISHED
Y'ALL CAN SING
ALONG WITH THIS
BY THE WAY I HAVE
A STRONG FETISH
FOR CHRISTIAN
LOUBOUTIN STEPPERS
I HEAR RUSSIAN
BLONDE'S THE
WETTEST
BUT ANYWAY I
BETTER PAY HOMAGE
TO MY FELLAS
AND THAT'S
WHAT'S ON MY MIND
AND THE RHYME
WHO'S NEXT UP
MIKE D THE MAN
OF MYSTERY HISTORY
IN THE MAKIN'
AND NOW WE'RE
TAKIN' TITLES AWARDS
AND ACCOLADES
SCARIN' THE
COMPETITION AS I
SHARPEN MY BLADES
WE COME TOGETHER
LIKE PEANUT BUTTER
AND SANDWICHES
LIKE PEN AND PAPER
LIKE PICASSO AND
CANVASES
ROCKIN' STADIUMS
AND ****** BARS
GO BACK IN TIME SEND
A FAX FROM MY CAR
ONE TWO THREE
TOO MANY RAPPERS
AND THERE'S STILL
NOT ENOUGH MCS
IT GOES THREE TWO
ONE MCA ADROCK
MIKE D THAT'S HOW
WE GET IT DONE
LIKE LADIES AND
GENTS ATTENTION
NAS IN THE HOUSE
WITH BEASTIE BOYS
WE CAN TURN IT OUT
PERPETRATORS
WE CAN POINT 'EM
OUT SO IF YOU GOT
SOMETHIN' ON YOUR
MIND LET IT OUT