Anything you can do
I can do better
I can do anything
better than you
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
Yes I can
Anything you can be
I can be greater
sooner or later
I'm greater than you
No you're not
Yes I am
No you're not
Yes I am
No you're not
Yes I am
Yes I am
I can shoot a partridge
with a single cartridge
I can shoot a sparrow
with a bow and arrow
I can live on
bread and cheese
And only on that?
Sure
So can a rat
Any note you can sing
I can sing higher
I can sing any note
higher than you
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I ca.....n
Anything you can say
I can say softer
I can say anything
softer than you
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
Yes I can
Anything you can buy
I can buy cheaper
I can buy anything
cheaper than you
Fifty cents
Forty cents
Thirty cents
Twenty cents
No you can't
Yes I can
Yes I can
I can drink my liquor
faster than a flicker
I can drink it quicker
and get even sicker
I can open any safe
Without bein' caught?
Sure
That's what I thought
you crook!
Any note you can hold
I can hold longer
I can hold any note
longer than you
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I ca....n
Yes you can
Anything you can say
I can say faster
I can say anything
faster than you
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
Yes you can
Anything you can wear
I can wear better
in what you wear
I look better than you
In my coat
In your vest
In my shoes
In your hat
No you can't
Yes I can
Yes I can
I can jump a hurdle
I can wear a girdle
I can knit a sweater
I can fill it better!
I can do most anything
Can you bake a pie?
No
Neither can I..
Anything you can sing
I can sing sweeter
I can sing anything
sweeter than you
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
Yes I ca...n