WELL IF I HAD MONEY
I TELL YOU WHAT I'D DO
I'D GO DOWNTOWN
BUY A MERCURY
OR TWO
CRAZY 'BOUT A MERCURY
LORD I'M CRAZY 'BOUT
A MERCURY
I'M GONNA BUY
ME A MERCURY
AND CRUISE IT UP
AND DOWN THE ROAD
WELL THE GIRL I LOVE
I STOLE HER FROM
A FRIEND
HE GOT LUCKY STOLE
HER BACK AGAIN
SHE HEARD HE HAD
A MERCURY
LORD SHE'S CRAZY 'BOUT
A MERCURY
I'M GONNA BUY
ME A MERCURY
AND CRUISE IT UP
AND DOWN THE ROAD
AH LETS GO
12 BAR
INSTRUMENTAL
BREAK
WELL HEY NOW MAMA
YOU LOOK SO FINE
RIDIN' 'ROUND IN
YOUR MERCURY
FORTY-NINE
CRAZY 'BOUT A MERCURY
LORD I'M CRAZY 'BOUT
A MERCURY
I'M GONNA BUY
ME A MERCURY
AND CRUISE IT UP
AND DOWN THE ROAD
AH PUT IT IN HIGH
GEAR NOW
12 BAR
INSTRUMENTAL
BREAK
WELL MY BABY
WENT OUT
SHE DIDN'T
STAY LONG
BOUGHT HERSELF A
MERCURY COME A
CRUISIN' HOME
SHE'S CRAZY 'BOUT
A MERCURY
YEAH SHE'S CRAZY 'BOUT
A MERCURY
I'M GONNA BUY
ME A MERCURY
AND CRUISE IT UP
AND DOWN THE ROAD
AH CRUISE NOW
12 BAR
INSTRUMENTAL
BREAK
WELL IF I HAD MONEY
I TELL YOU
WHAT I'D DO
I'D GO DOWNTOWN
BUY A MERCURY
OR TWO
CRAZY 'BOUT A MERCURY
LORD I'M CRAZY 'BOUT
A MERCURY
I'M GONNA BUY
ME A MERCURY
AND CRUISE IT UP
AND DOWN THE ROAD
I'M GONNA BUY
ME A MERCURY
AND CRUISE IT UP
AND DOWN THE ROAD
I'M GONNA BUY
ME A MERCURY
AND CRUISE IT UP
AND DOWN THE ROAD
AH CRUISE NOW