WELL IF I HAD MONEY
I TELL YOU WHAT I'D DO
I'D GO DOWNTOWN
BUY A MERCURY
OR TWO
CRAZY 'BOUT
A MERCURY
LORD I'M CRAZY
'BOUT A MERCURY
I'M GONNA
BUY ME A MERCURY
AND CRUISE IT
UP AND DOWN THE ROAD
WELL THE GIRL I LOVE
I STOLE HER
FROM A FRIEND
HE GOT LUCKY
STOLE HER BACK AGAIN
SHE HEARD
HE HAD A MERCURY
LORD SHE'S CRAZY
'BOUT A MERCURY
I'M GONNA
BUY ME A MERCURY
AND CRUISE IT
UP AND DOWN THE ROAD
AW LET'S GO
WELL HEY NOW MAMA
YOU LOOK SO FINE
RIDIN' 'ROUND
IN YOUR MERCURY '49
CRAZY 'BOUT A MERCURY
LORD I'M CRAZY
'BOUT A MERCURY
I'M GONNA
BUY ME A MERCURY
AND CRUISE IT UP
AND DOWN THE ROAD
OH PUT IT
IN HIGH GEAR NOW
WELL MY BABY
WENT OUT
SHE DIDN'T STAY LONG
BOUGHT HERSELF
A MERCURY
COME A-CRUISIN' HOME
SHE'S CRAZY
'BOUT A MERCURY
YEAH SHE'S CRAZY
'BOUT A MERCURY
I'M GONNA
BUY ME A MERCURY
AND CRUISE IT
UP AND DOWN THE ROAD
AW CRUISE NOW
WELL IF I HAD MONEY
I TELL YOU WHAT I'D DO
I'D GO DOWNTOWN
BUY A MERCURY
OR TWO
CRAZY 'BOUT
A MERCURY
LORD I'M CRAZY
'BOUT A MERCURY
I'M GONNA
BUY ME A MERCURY
AND CRUISE IT
UP AND DOWN THE ROAD
I'M GONNA
BUY ME A MERCURY
AND CRUISE IT
UP AND DOWN THE ROAD
YEAH I'M GONNA
BUY ME A MERCURY
AND CRUISE IT
UP AND DOWN THE ROAD
OH LET'S GO