YEAH AH
WELL I WOKE UP
THIS MORNIN'
ON THE WRONG SIDE
OF THE BED
AND HOW
I GOT TO THINKIN'
ABOUT-A
ALL THOSE THINGS
YOU SAID
ABOUT ORDINARY PEOPLE
AND HOW THEY
MAKE YOU SICK
AND IF CALLIN' NAMES
KICKS BACK ON YOU
THEN I HOPE
THIS DOES THE TRICK
A-'CAUSE I'M SICK OF
YOUR COMPLAININ'
ABOUT HOW MANY BILLS
AND I'M SICK OF
ALL YOUR B######'
'BOUT YOUR POODLES
AND YOUR PILLS
AND I JUST CAN'T
SEE NO HUMOR
ABOUT YOUR WAY OF LIFE
AND I THINK
I CAN DO MORE FOR YOU
WITH THIS HERE
FORK AND KNIFE
EAT THE RICH
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
THAT THEY'RE GOOD FOR
EAT THE RICH
A-TAKE ONE BITE NOW
COME BACK FOR MORE
EAT THE RICH
I GOTTA GET THIS
OFF MY CHEST
EAT THE RICH
A-TAKE A-ONE BITE NOW
SPIT OUT THE REST
UH HUH
A-SO I CALLED UP
MY HEADSHRINKER
AND I TOLD HIM
WHAT I'D DONE
HE SAID
YOU'D BEST GO ON A DIET
YEAH I HOPE
YA HAVE SOME FUN
AND-A DON'T GO
BURST A BUBBLE
ON THE RICH FOLKS
WHO GET RUDE
'CAUSE YOU WON'T
GET IN NO TROUBLE
A-WHEN YOU EATS
THAT KINDA FOOD
A-NOW THEY'RE
SMOKIN' UP
THEIR JUNK BONDS
AND THEN
THEY GO GET STIFF
AND THEY'RE DANCIN'
AT THE YACHT CLUB
WITH MUFF
AND UNCLE BIFF
BUT THERE'S
ONE GOOD THING
THAT HAPPENS
A-WHEN YOU
TOSS YOUR PEARLS
TO SWINE
THEIR ATTITUDES
MAY TASTE LIKE S###
BUT GO REAL GOOD
WITH WINE
EAT THE RICH
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
THAT THEY'RE GOOD FOR
EAT THE RICH
A-TAKE A-ONE BITE NOW
COME BACK FOR MORE
EAT THE RICH
I GOTTA GET THIS
OFF MY CHEST
EAT THE RICH
A-TAKE A-ONE BITE NOW
SPIT OUT THE REST
PA-TOO
BELIEVE IN
ALL THE GOOD THINGS
THAT MONEY
JUST CAN'T BUY
A-THEN YOU WON'T
GET NO BELLYACHE
FROM EATIN' HUMBLE PIE
I BELIEVE IN
RAGS TO RICHES
YOUR INHERITANCE
WON'T LAST
SO TAKE YOUR
GREY POUPON
MY FRIEND AND
SHOVE IT UP YOUR A##
EAT THE RICH
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
THAT THEY'RE GOOD FOR
EAT THE RICH
A-TAKE A-ONE BITE NOW
COME BACK FOR MORE
EAT THE RICH
I GOTTA GET THIS
OFF MY CHEST
EAT THE RICH
A-TAKE A-ONE BITE NOW
SPIT OUT THE REST
EAT THE RICH
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
THAT THEY'RE GOOD FOR
EAT THE RICH
A-TAKE A-ONE BITE NOW
COME BACK FOR MORE
EAT THE RICH
A-DON'T STOP ME NOW
I'M GOIN' CRAZY
EAT THE RICH
A-THAT'S MY IDEA OF
A GOOD TIME BABY