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I'm a big fuckin' dick
I'm a pain in your ass
I drink all your beer
I'll eat the last slice
I'll give you
charley horses
I'll pull your
shorts down at the beach
I always need a ride
Nobody likes me
My name's Steve
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I spit when I talk
I swear in front
of your mother
I throw shit
at the movies
I wear tight pants
I ask you to buy
an extra Yankee ticket
And then I don't show
I tell you I saw
your girlfriend
fucking two guys
at a party
'Cause my name's Steve
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I'll piss on
your toilet seat
And tell your dad
you get stoned
I'll borrow your jacket
and never think
of returning it
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Pansy pussy
Shit for brains
Douchebag
I'll leave your gate open
So your dog runs away
I'll make fun
of your pimple
Then I'll grab
your sister's ass
'Cause my name's Steve
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And I don't care
And I don't give a shit
I'll break your
brother's stereo
And then tell
him it was you
You think you're
better than me
Well you're
fucking wrong
Everybody knows I'm Steve
Motherfucking
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Deal with it
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