I MET HIM IN A SWAMP
DOWN IN DAGOBAH
WHERE IT BUBBLES ALL THE TIME
LIKE A GIANT CARBONATED SODA
S-O-D-A, SODA
I SAW THE LITTLE RUNT
SITTIN' THERE ON A LOG
I ASKED HIM HIS NAME AND IN
A RASPY VOICE HE SAID, YODA
Y-O-D-A, YODA
YO-YO-YO-YO-YODA
WELL, I'VE BEEN AROUND
BUT I AIN'T NEVER SEEN
A GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE A MUPPET
BUT HE'S WRINKLED AND GREEN
OH, MY YODA
YO-YO-YO-YO-YODA
WELL, I'M NOT DUMB
BUT I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
HOW HE CAN LIFT ME IN THE AIR
JUST BY RAISING HIS HAND
OH, MY YODA, YO-YO-YO-YO-YODA
YO-YO-YO-YO-YODA
WELL, I LEFT HOME
JUST A WEEK BEFORE
AND I'VE NEVER EVER
BEEN A JEDI BEFORE
BUT OBI-WAN
HE SET ME STRAIGHT, OF COURSE
HE SAID, GO TO YODA
AND HE'LL SHOW YOU THE FORCE
WELL, I'M NOT THE KIND
THAT WOULD ARGUE WITH BEN
SO, IT LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA
START ALL OVER AGAIN
WITH MY YODA
YO-YO-YO-YO-YODA
YO-YO-YO-YO-YODA
YODA
YO-YO-YO-YO-YODA
YO-YO-YO-YO-YODA
SO, I USED THE FORCE
I PICKED UP A BOX
I LIFTED SOME ROCKS
WHILE I STOOD ON MY HEAD
WELL, I WON'T FORGET
WHAT YODA SAID
HE SAID, LUKE, STAY AWAY
FROM THE DARKER SIDE
AND IF YOU START TO GO ASTRAY
LET THE FORCE BE YOUR GUIDE
OH, MY YODA
YO-YO-YO-YO-YODA
I KNOW DARTH VADER'S
REALLY GOT YOU ANNOYED
BUT REMEMBER, IF YOU KILL HIM
THEN YOU'LL BE UNEMPLOYED
OH, MY YODA
YO-YO-YO-YO-YODA
WELL, I HEARD MY FRIENDS
REALLY GOT IN A MESS
SO, I'M GONNA HAVE TO
LEAVE YODA, I GUESS
BUT I KNOW THAT I'LL BE
COMIN' BACK SOMEDAY
I'LL BE PLAYIN' THIS PART
'TIL I'M OLD AND GREY
THE LONG-TERM CONTRACT I HAD
TO SIGN SAYS I'LL BE MAKIN'
THESE MOVIES 'TIL THE END
OF TIME WITH MY YODA
YO-YO-YO-YO-YODA
YO-YO-YO-YO-YODA
YODA
YO-YO-YO-YO-YODA
YO-YO-YO-YO-YODA
YODA
YO-YO-YO-YO-YODA
YO-YO-YO-YO-YODA
YODA
YO-YO-YO-YO-YODA
YO-YO-YO-YO-YODA
YODA
YO-YO-YO-YO-YODA
YO-YO-YO-YO-YODA