YEAH...
A USED PINK BATHROBE
A RARE MINT SNOWGLOBE
A SMURF T.V. TRAY
I BOUGHT ON EBAY
MY HOUSE
IS FILLED WITH THIS CRAP
SHOWS UP IN BUBBLE WRAP
MOST EVERY DAY
WHAT I BOUGHT ON EBAY
TELL ME WHY
I NEED ANOTHER PET ROCK
TELL ME WHY
I GOT THAT ALF ALARM CLOCK
TELL ME WHY
I BID ON SHATNER'S OLD TOUPEE
THEY HAD IT ON EBAY
I'LL BUY YOUR KNICK-KNACK
JUST CHECK MY FEEDBACK
'A' PLUS PLUS THEY ALL SAY
THEY LOVE ME ON EBAY
GONNA BUY
A SLIGHTLY-DAMAGED GOLF BAG
GONNA BUY
SOME BEANIE BABIES
NEW WITH TAG
FROM SOME GUY
I'VE NEVER MET IN NORWAY
FOUND HIM ON EBAY
I AM THE TYPE
WHO IS LIABLE TO SNIPE YOU
WITH TWO SECONDS
LEFT TO GO, WOAH
GOT PAYPAL OR VISA
WHATEVER'LL PLEASE YA
AS LONG AS I'VE GOT
THE DOUGH
I'LL BUY YOUR TCHOTCHKES
SELL ME YOUR WATCH, PLEASE
I'LL BUY...
I'M HIGHEST BIDDER NOW...
DUKES OF HAZARD ASHTRAY
OH YEAH
WANNA BUY
A PACMAN FEVER LUNCHBOX
WANNA BUY
A CASE OF VINTAGE TUBE SOCKS
WANNA BUY
A KLEENEX USED
BY DOCTOR DRE
FOUND IT ON EBAY
WANNA BUY
THAT FARRAH FAWCETT POSTER
PEZ DISPENSERS
AND A TOASTER
DON'T KNOW WHY
THE KIND OF STUFF
YOU'D THROW AWAY
I'LL BUY ON EBAY
WHAT I BOUGHT
ON EBAY...