AS I WALK
THROUGH THE VALLEY
WHERE I HARVEST
MY GRAIN
I TAKE A LOOK AT
MY WIFE AND REALIZE
SHE'S VERY PLAIN
BUT THAT'S
JUST PERFECT
FOR AN AMISH LIKE ME
YOU KNOW I SHUN
FANCY THINGS
LIKE ELECTRICITY
AT FOUR-THIRTY
IN THE MORNIN'
I'M MILKIN' COWS
JEBEDIAH FEEDS
THE CHICKENS
AND JACOB PLOWS
FOOL
AND I'VE BEEN MILKIN'
AND PLOWIN'
SO LONG THAT
EVEN EZEKIEL THINKS
THAT MY MIND IS GONE
I'M A MAN
OF THE LAND
I'M INTO DISCIPLINE
GOT A BIBLE
IN MY HAND
AND A BEARD
ON MY CHIN
BUT IF I FINISH
ALL OF MY CHORES
AND YOU FINISH THINE
THEN TONIGHT
WE'RE GONNA PARTY
LIKE IT'S 1699
WE'VE BEEN SPENDIN'
MOST OUR LIVES
LIVIN' IN AN
AMISH PARADISE
I CHURNED BUTTER
ONCE OR TWICE
LIVIN' IN AN
AMISH PARADISE
IT'S HARD WORK
AND SACRIFICE
LIVIN' IN AN
AMISH PARADISE
WE SELL QUILTS
AT DISCOUNT PRICE
LIVIN' IN AN
AMISH PARADISE
A LOCAL BOY
KICKED ME
IN THE BUTT
LAST WEEK
I JUST SMILED AT HIM
AND I TURNED
THE OTHER CHEEK
I REALLY DON'T CARE
IN FACT
I WISH HIM WELL
'CAUSE I'LL BE
LAUGHIN' MY HEAD OFF
WHEN HE'S
BURNIN' IN HELL
BUT I AIN'T NEVER
PUNCHED A TOURIST
EVEN IF
HE DESERVED IT
AN AMISH
WITH A 'TUDE
YOU KNOW
THAT'S UNHEARD OF
I NEVER WEAR BUTTONS
BUT I GOT
A COOL HAT
AND MY HOMIES AGREE
I REALLY LOOK GOOD
IN BLACK
FOOL
IF YOU COME TO VISIT
YOU'LL BE
BORED TO TEARS
WE HAVEN'T
EVEN PAID
THE PHONE BILL IN
THREE HUNDRED YEARS
BUT WE AIN'T
REALLY QUAINT
SO PLEASE DON'T
POINT AND STARE
WE'RE JUST
TECHNOLOGICALLY
IMPAIRED
THERE'S NO PHONE
NO LIGHTS
NO MOTORCAR
NOT A SINGLE LUXURY
LIKE ROBINSON
CARUSO
IT'S AS PRIMITIVE
AS CAN BE
WE'VE BEEN SPENDIN'
MOST OUR LIVES
LIVIN' IN AN
AMISH PARADISE
WE'RE JUST
PLAIN AND SIMPLE GUYS
LIVIN' IN AN
AMISH PARADISE
THERE'S NO TIME
FOR SIN AND VICE
LIVIN' IN AN
AMISH PARADISE
WE DON'T FIGHT
WE ALL PLAY NICE
LIVIN' IN AN
AMISH PARADISE
HITCHIN' UP THE BUGGY
CHURNIN' LOTS
OF BUTTER
RAISED A BARN
ON MONDAY
SOON I'LL
RAISE ANUTTER
THINK YOU'RE
REALLY RIGHTEOUS
THINK YOU'RE
PURE IN HEART
WELL I KNOW
I'M A MILLION TIMES AS
HUMBLE AS THOU ART
I'M THE PIOUS GUY
THE LITTLE AMLETTES
WANNA BE LIKE
ON MY KNEES
DAY AND NIGHT
SCORIN' POINTS
FOR THE AFTERLIFE
SO DON'T BE VAIN
AND DON'T BE WHINY
OR ELSE MY BROTHER
I MIGHT HAVE TO
GET MEDIEVAL
ON YOUR HEINIE
WE'VE BEEN SPENDIN'
MOST OUR LIVES
LIVIN' IN AN
AMISH PARADISE
WE'RE ALL
CRAZY MENNONITES
LIVIN' IN AN
AMISH PARADISE
THERE'S NO COPS
OR TRAFFIC LIGHTS
LIVIN' IN AN
AMISH PARADISE
BUT YOU'D PROBABLY
THINK IT BITES
LIVIN' IN AN
AMISH PARADISE