YOU CAN TORTURE ME
WITH DONNY AND MARIE
YOU CAN PLAY
SOME BARRY MANILOW
OR YOU CAN PLAY
SOME SCHLOCK LIKE
NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK
OR ANY
VILLAGE PEOPLE SONG
YOU KNOW
OR PLAY VANILLA ICE
HEY YOU COULD
PLAY HIM TWICE
AND YOU CAN
PLAY THE BEE GEES
ANY DAY
BUT MR. DJ PLEASE
I'M BEGGIN' ON MY KNEES
I JUST CAN'T TAKE
NO MORE OF BILLY RAY
DON'T PLAY THAT SONG
THAT ACHY BREAKY SONG
THE MOST
ANNOYIN' SONG
I KNOW
AND IF YOU PLAY
THAT SONG
THAT ACHY BREAKY SONG
I MIGHT BLOW UP
MY RADIO
HOO
YOU CAN
CLEAR THE ROOM
BY PLAYIN' DEBBY BOONE
OR CRANK YOUR
ABBA RECORDS
UNTIL DAWN
OH I COULD EVEN HEAR
SLIM WHITMAN OR ZAMFIR
DON'T MIND
A YOKO ONO MARATHON
OR PLAY SOME TIFFANY
ON EIGHT TRACK OR CD
OR SCRAPE
YOUR FINGERNAILS
ACROSS A BOARD
OR TIE ME TO A CHAIR
AND KICK ME
DOWN THE STAIRS
JUST PLEASE DON'T PLAY
THAT STUPID SONG
NO MORE
DON'T PLAY THAT SONG
THAT ACHY BREAKY SONG
YOU KNOW
I HATE THAT SONG
A BUNCH
AND IF YOU
PLAY THAT SONG
THAT NAUSEATIN' SONG
IT MIGHT JUST MAKE ME
LOSE MY LUNCH
HOO
DON'T PLAY THAT SONG
THAT ACHY BREAKY SONG
I THINK
IT'S DRIVIN' ME INSANE
OH PLEASE DON'T
PLAY THAT SONG
THAT IRRITATIN' SONG
I'D RATHER HAVE
A PITCHFORK IN MY BRAIN
DON'T PLAY THAT SONG
THAT ACHY BREAKY SONG
THE MOST
ANNOYIN' SONG
I KNOW
AND IF YOU
PLAY THAT SONG
THAT ACHY BREAKY SONG
I MIGHT BLOW UP
MY RADIO
HOO OOH WOO
WOO