HOW GLAD
THE MANY MILLIONS
OF TOMS AND DICKS
AND WILLIAMS
WOULD BE
TO CAPTURE ME
BUT YOU HAD SUCH
PERSISTENCE
YOU WORE DOWN
MY RESISTANCE
I FELL
AND IT WAS SWELL
YOU'RE MY BIG
AND BRAVE
AND HANDSOME ROMEO
HOW I WON YOU
I WILL NEVER
NEVER KNOW
IT'S NOT THAT
YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE
BUT OH MY HEART
GREW ACTIVE
WHEN YOU
CAME INTO VIEW
I'VE GOT A CRUSH ON YOU
SWEETIE PIE
ALL THE DAY
AND NIGHTTIME
HEAR ME SIGH
I NEVER HAD
THE LEAST NOTION
THAT I COULD FALL WITH
SO MUCH EMOTION
COULD YOU COO
COULD YOU CARE
FOR A CUNNING COTTAGE
WE COULD SHARE
THE WORLD
WILL PARDON MY MUSH
'CAUSE I'VE GOT A CRUSH
MY BABY ON YOU
COULD YOU COO
COULD YOU CARE
FOR A CUNNING COTTAGE
WE COULD SHARE
THE WORLD
WILL PARDON MY MUSH
'CAUSE
I HAVE GOT A CRUSH
MY BABY ON YOU
