They say
it's off the record
got to keep it clean
can't be too abusive
or be too obscene
but he's got a plan
to build a future
He's been putting it off
for way too long
Another safety pin
put though his cheek
and he's three chords
short of a punk-rock song
Wicked is as wicked does
He'll fight it
'til the end
He'll show his finger
then say
I'm a wicked one
I'm a wicked one
I'm a wicked one
I'm a wicked one
He's a stereotype bastard
and he likes it that way
Can't be all
that happy
Can't be all
that gay
Wicked is as wicked does
He'll fight it
'til the end
He'll show his finger
then say
I'm a wicked one
I'm a wicked one
I'm a wicked one
I'm a wicked one
They say
get off the stage
They say
get outta here
Can't be all
that punk rock
Can't be all
that queer
He'll make them wish
they never knew him
He'll make them pay
for being wrong
but he doesn't really know
how to do that
So we'll give him
three chords to his
punk-rock song
Wicked is as wicked does
He'll fight it
'til the end
He'll show his finger
then say
I'm a wicked one
I'm a wicked one
I'm a wicked one
I'm a wicked one
I'm a wicked one
I'm a wicked one
I'm a wicked one
I'm a wicked
one