It was a dusty old night
and I'm the first
to admit it
I'm sure I upset someone
But my memory has
chosen to omit it
A tiny voice
was telling me
I really should cool it
Chewing my face off,
talking absolute rubbish
The first line hit me
like a kick in the face
Thought I better have
another one just in case
Next thing I knew my
heart was under attack
I bought a one-way
ticket to hell
One way ticket to
hell and back
Bought a one way ticket
to hell and back
One way ticket to
hell and back
Bought a one way
ticket to hell
I've always tried to keep
my vices under wraps
But a coach load
of mutes would appear
Talkative chaps
They seemed fit
to join me for
a couple of hits
Now my septum
is in tatters
And I've still
got the runs
Burn for a moment then
you kicked like a mule
The strangers I recruited
thought it was rocket fuel
Several lines are
choking like
a glorious game
Bought a one way
ticket to hell
One way ticket to
hell and back
Bought a one way ticket
to hell and back
One way ticket to
hell and back
Bought a one way
ticket to hell
Only choke repeat myself,
except I'm getting
slightly louder
Pausing just long enough
to snort that
white powder
Wheels steering off
but I'm still on track
I bought a one way
ticket to hell...
One way ticket to
hell and back
Bought a one way
ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to
hell and back
Bought a one way
ticket to hell
One way ticket to
hell and back
Bought a one way
ticket to hell and back
One way ticket
to hell and back
Bought a one way
ticket to hell