THIS IS A SONG FOR THE LADIES
BUT FELLAS, LISTEN CLOSELY
YOU DON'T ALWAYS
HAVE TO FUCK HER HARD
IN FACT, SOMETIMES
THAT'S NOT RIGHT TO DO
SOMETIMES YOU'VE
GOT TO MAKE SOME LOVE
AND FUCKIN' GIVE HER
SOME SMOOCHIES TOO
SOMETIMES YA GOT TO SQUEEZE
SOMETIMES
YOU'VE GOT TO SAY, PLEASE
SOMETIME
YOU'VE GOT TO SAY, HEY
I'M GONNA FUCK YOU SOFTLY
I'M GONNA SCREW YOU GENTLY
I'M GONNA HUMP YOU SWEETLY
I'M GONNA BALL YOU
DISCREETLY...
AND THEN YOU SAY, HEY
I BROUGHT YOU FLOWERS
AND THEN YOU SAY
WAIT A MINUTE, SALLY
I THINK I GOT
SOMETHIN' IN MY TEETH
COULD YOU GET IT OUT FOR ME
THAT'S FUCKIN' TEAMWORK
WHAT'S YOUR
FAVOURITE PO-SISH
THAT'S COOL WITH ME
IT'S NOT MY FAVOURITE
BUT I'LL DO IT FOR YOU
WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE DISH
I'M NOT GONNA COOK IT
BUT I'LL ORDER IT
FROM ZANZIBAR
AND THEN I'M GONNA LOVE YOU
COMPLETELY
AND THEN I'LL FUCKIN' FUCK YOU
DISCREETLY
AND THEN I'LL FUCKIN' BONE YOU
COMPLETELY
BUT THEN
I'M GONNA FUCK YOU HARD...
HARD...