I FOUND A CIGARETTE
CIRCLED WITH LIPSTICK
AND THE LINGERING
OF PERFUME
IN THE ROOM
THE LOOK ON HIS FACE
WAS PRICELESS
I DON'T THINK
HE EXPECTED ME
SO SOON
I'M SURE HE'S GOT
AN INNOCENT EXCUSE
EXCEPT FOR
THE SNAPSHOT
HE DOESN'T KNOW
I'VE GOT
HE ALMOST PULLED OFF
THE PERFECT
LOVER'S CRIME
EXCEPT FOR
THE SNAPSHOT
THAT PUTS ME ON TOP
HE THINKS
HE'S GOT ONE ON ME
BUT HE HASN'T SEEN
THE SNAPSHOT
HE SAYS HE BOUGHT
THE NEW CAR
STRICTLY FOR BUSINESS
AND THE NEW CLOTHES
MATCH THE NEW SMILE
ON HIS FACE
THE EXTRA KEY
ON HIS CHAIN
MUST BE TO THE OFFICE
POOR BABY'S
LEAVIN' EARLY
STAYIN' LATE
HE'S GOT AN ALIBI
FOR EVERY MOVE
HE MAKES
EXCEPT FOR
THE SNAPSHOT
HE DOESN'T KNOW
I'VE GOT
HE ALMOST PULLED OFF
THE PERFECT
LOVER'S CRIME
EXCEPT FOR
THE SNAPSHOT
THAT PUTS ME ON TOP
HE THINKS
HE'S GOT ONE ON ME
BUT HE HASN'T SEEN
THE SNAPSHOT
WHEN HE WALKS IN
TONIGHT
IT'LL BE HIS SURPRISE
I HAD IT BLOWN UP
LIFE-SIZE
I'M NOT QUITE
AS FOOLISH AS
YOU THOUGHT I'D BE
I TOOK EVERYTHING
INCLUDING
THE SNAPSHOT
MM HE'LL KNOW I'VE GOT
HE ALMOST PULLED OFF
THE PERFECT
LOVER'S CRIME
EXCEPT FOR
THE SNAPSHOT
THAT PUTS ME ON TOP
HE THINKS
HE'S GOT ONE ON ME
BUT WAIT TILL HE SEES
THE SNAPSHOT
MM EXCEPT FOR
THE SNAPSHOT
MM HE'LL KNOW I'VE GOT
HE ALMOST PULLED OFF
THE PERFECT
LOVER'S CRIME
EXCEPT FOR
THE SNAPSHOT
THAT PUTS ME ON TOP
HE THINKS
HE'S GOT ONE ON ME
BUT HE HASN'T SEEN
THE SNAPSHOT