Yeah I'm sitting
on this barstool
talking like a **** fool
Got the twelve o'clock
news blues
And I've given up hope
for the afternoon soaps
And a bottle of cold brew
Is it any wonder
I'm not crazy
is it any wonder
I'm sane at all
Well I'm so tired
of losing
I got nothing to do
and all day to do it
I go out cruisin'
but I've no place to go
and all night
to get there
Is it any wonder
I'm not a criminal
Is it any wonder
I'm not in jail
Is it any wonder
I've got too much
time on my hands
it's ticking away
with my sanity
I've got too much
time on my hands
it's hard to believe
such a calamity
I've got too much
time on my hands
and it's ticking away
ticking away from me
Tick tick ticking away
I don't know
what to do with myself
Now I'm a jet fuel genius
I can solve
the world's problems
Without even trying
I have dozens of friends
and the fun never ends
That is
as long as I'm buying
Is it any wonder
I'm not the president
Is it any wonder
I'm null and void
Is it any wonder
I've got too much
time on my hands
it's ticking away
at my sanity
I've got too much
time on my hands
it's hard to believe
such a calamity
I've got too much time
on my hands and it's
ticking away ticking away
from me
Tick tick ticking away
I don't know
what to do with myself
ooh...
Tick tick ticking away
Too much time on my hands
too much time on my