IF YOU REALLY, REALLY
REALLY, REALLY LOVE ME
THEN YOU REALLY, REALLY
REALLY GOTTA SHOW ME
DON'T WHINE
WHEN I PUT IT IN YOUR BOOTY
OR IF I'M UP ALL NIGHT
PLAYIN' CALL OF DUTY
NEVER HASSLE ME
BECAUSE I'M UNEMPLOYED
IF I SLEEP ALL DAY
DON'T GET ANNOYED
THEN I'LL KNOW THAT YOU
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY LOVE ME
IF YOU REALLY, REALLY LOVE ME
IF YOU REALLY, TRULY
WANNA MAKE ME FEEL NICE
MAKE IT SO I DON'T
EVER HAVE TO ASK TWICE
LET ME HAVE THE KEYS
TO YOUR MERCEDES
DON'T GET MAD
WHEN I BRING
HOME SOME LADIES
IF I GET FAT
AND LOOK LIKE AN APE
LIE TO ME AND TELL ME
I'M IN GREAT SHAPE
THEN I'LL KNOW THAT YOU
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY LOVE ME
IF YOU WONDER
WHAT I DID WITH THE RENT
JUST CONSIDER IT
MONEY WELL SPENT
I BOUGHT DRUMS
AND A NEW SURFBOARD
SO, JUST GO TELL
YOUR DUMB LANDLORD
THAT YOU LOVE ME
YOU REALLY, REALLY LOVE ME
IF I HAVE SEX
WITH YOUR FRIEND, MELANIE
DON'T ACT LIKE
IT'S SOME KIND OF FELONY
IT'S NOT UNCOMMON
FOR THIS KIND OF INFIDELITY
IT HAPPENS TO A LOT OF GUYS
LIKE TIGER WOODS AND ME
JUST BE HAPPY THAT
I'M HUNG LIKE A HORSE
AND YOU GET TO RIDE
THE PONY, OF COURSE
'CAUSE I'M REALLY, REALLY
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY
REALLY, REALLY FOND OF YOU TOO
WHEN YOU THINK
IT'S REALLY SUCKIE, GIRL
ALL YOUR FRIENDS WILL SAY
YOU LUCKY GIRL
YOU GOT A MAN
WHO'S HOT AND CAN SING
ALL THE GIRLS
WANNA BE WITH ME
'CAUSE THEY LOVE ME
THEY REALLY, REALLY LOVE ME
YES, THEY DO
IF YOU REALLY, REALLY
REALLY, REALLY LOVE ME
YOU'D NEVER MAKE ME
HANG OUT WITH YOUR FAMILY
YOUR MUM SUCKS
AND YOUR DAD REALLY HATES ME
WHEN I TRY TO BORROW MONEY
HE BERATES ME
SOMEHOW, HE THINKS
THAT I'M TOO OLD FOR YOU
'CAUSE YOU'RE NINETEEN
AND I'M FIFTY-TWO
HE CAN'T SEE THAT YOU
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY LOVE ME
YOU REALLY, REALLY
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY LOVE ME
IF YOU REALLY, REALLY LOVE ME