I SAW HER DRINKIN' BEER
EATIN' PEANUTS BY THE BAR
I WAS PRETTY DESPERATE
AND I KNEW SHE HAD A CAR
SHE SAID HER NAME WAS DEBBIE
SHE WAS A FRIEND
OF JENNY CRAIG'S
SHE HAD BOOBS
LIKE WATERMELONS
AND BREATH LIKE ROTTEN EGGS
I KNOW YOU'RE HUNGRY
I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES
'CAUSE YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT ME
LIKE I'M A SIDE OF FRIES
I WANNA TAKE YOUR CHUBBY ASS
BACK TO MY PLACE
AND SQUIRT MY BABY GRAVY
ALL OVER YOUR FACE, YEAH
THAR SHE BLOWS
THAR SHE BLOWS
FAT GIRL, SHE'S EVERYTHIN'
I WANTED AND MORE
FAT GIRL, SHE CAN'T FIT
THROUGH THE DOOR
THAR SHE BLOWS
I WANNA PROVE TO YOU
MY FEELIN'S ARE FOR REAL
SO, I'M GONNA BUY YOU
A MILLION HAPPY MEALS, YEAH
I WANT A CHUNK O' THAT BODY
IF YOU'LL ONLY LET ME IN
I WANNA SINK
MY SUMMER SAUSAGE
INTO THAT DOUBLE-CHIN, YEAH
THAR SHE BLOWS
THAR SHE BLOWS
FAT GIRL
IS RIDIN' MY JOCK AGAIN
FAT GIRL
IS SNACKIN' ON MY COCK AGAIN
OUCH! DON'T BITE!
MY FRIENDS KEEP TELLIN' ME
I MUST BE GOIN' BLIND
'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT
COTTAGE CHEESE
ALL OVER YOUR BEHIND, YEAH
EVEN THOUGH SOME PEOPLE
POINT AND LAUGH AT US
YOU CAN KICK THEIR ASS
BECAUSE YOU'RE
BIGGER THAN A BUS...
FAT GIRL, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE EATIN' AGAIN
FAT GIRL
WHERE DOES YOUR NECK BEGIN
THAR SHE BLOWS
FAT GIRL
PUT MY HOT DOG INTO YOUR BUN
FAT GIRL, YOU'RE REALLY
REALLY TONS OF FUN
THAR SHE BLOWS
THAR SHE BLOWS
YOU'RE MY FAT, FAT GIRL, OH
YOU KNOW I REALLY LOVE YOU
'CAUSE YOU'RE MY
FAT, FAT GIRL, OH
WOO! COME HERE, BABY
WHERE YOU GOIN'
(Cow) Moo...
HA-HA! YOU'RE A COW
COME HERE, BABY, HEY
I LOVE YOU
I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU
I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU
COME HERE, HEY!
Whistle...
COME HERE!
(Dog) Bark...
(Sheep) Baa...
(Horse) Noise...
(Pig) Squeal...
(Chimpanzee) Ooh-Ah...