WELL I MET HER OUT
AT MURPHY'S
RESTAURANT
SHE SAID SHE WAS
FRESH FROM THE FARM
AND I REMEMBER
THINKIN' FOR A
COUNTRY GIRL
THAT SHE WENT
PRETTY WELL ARMED
WE SAT THERE TALKIN'
BY THE LOBSTER TANK
I ORDERED HER A
SLOE GIN FIZZ
AND WHEN THE
CHICKEN FRIED STEAKS
ARRIVED
SHE SAID I LIKE
LIVING LIKE THIS
SO I MADE HER
THE QUEEN OF MY
DOUBLE WIDE TRAILER
WITH THE
POLYESTER CURTAINS
AND THE
REDWOOD DECK
NOW SHE'S RUN OFF
AND I'VE GOT
TO TRAIL HER
DANG HER BLACK HEART
AND HER PRETTY
RED NECK
8 BAR
BREAK
WELL A FEW
NIGHTS LATER
I RUN INTO HER
WITH SOME STRANGER
ON A PARK BENCH
SHE SAID
HE REBUILDS ENGINES
AND HIS NAME IS EARL
HE'S THE
CHARLIE DANIELS
OF THE TORQUE WRENCH
I WHISPERED HONEY
LET'S JUST GO ON HOME
HAVE SOME
ONION RINGS
AND WATCH T.V.
AND AS I WALKED HER
TO THE TRUCK
EARL WAS CRYIN'
DON'T YOU LEAVE ME
I TOLD HIM THIS IS
THE QUEEN OF MY
DOUBLE WIDE TRAILER
WITH THE POLYESTER
CURTAINS AND THE
REDWOOD DECK
SOMETIMES SHE RUNS
AND I'VE GOT
TO TRAIL HER
DANG HER BLACK HEART
AND HER PRETTY
RED NECK
6 BAR
BREAK
I SAID THIS IS
THE QUEEN OF MY
DOUBLE WIDE TRAILER
WITH THE POLYESTER
CURTAINS AND THE
REDWOOD DECK
SOMETIMES
SHE RUNS OFF
AND I'VE GOT
TO TRAIL HER
DANG HER BLACK HEART
AND HER PRETTY
RED NECK
I SAID THIS IS
THE QUEEN OF MY
DOUBLE WIDE TRAILER
WITH THE POLYESTER
CURTAINS AND THE
REDWOOD DECK
SOMETIMES SHE RUNS
AND I'VE GOT
TO TRAIL HER
DANG HER BLACK HEART
AND HER PRETTY
RED NECK
AH SHE'S A QUEEN
SHE'S A QUEEN