HELLO, DID YOU MISS ME
I KNOW I'M HARD TO RESIST
Y'ALL CAN COME AND HELP ME
PICK THE SWEETCORN
OUT OF THIS
IT'S HARD TO BE HUMBLE
WHEN YOU'RE SO F####N' BIG
DID YOU EVER MEET A SEXIER
MALE CHAUVINIST PIG
I'M GONNA MILK IT
'TIL I TURN IT INTO CHEESE
TELL YOUR BABES IN ARMS
AND O.A.P.S COME AND
TAKE A PIECE OF ME... OH!
IF YOU DROP ME
I'LL FALL TO PIECES ON YA
IF YOU DON'T SEE ME
I DON'T EXIST
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU
NOW, LET ME GO
AND WASH MY HANDS
'CAUSE YOU JUST MET
THE WORLD'S
MOST HANDSOME MAN
THE WORLD'S
MOST HANDSOME MAN
Y'ALL KNOW WHO I AM
I'M STILL THE BOY NEXT DOOR
THAT'S IF YOU'RE
LORD LITCHFIELD
AND ROGER MOORE
HAVE I GONE UP IN THE WORLD
OR HAS THE WORLD
GONE DOWN ON ME
I'M THE ONE WHO PUT
THE BRIT IN CELEBRITY
GIVE IN AND LOVE IT
WHAT'S THE POINT IN HATING ME
YOU CAN'T ARGUE
WITH POPULARITY
WELL, YOU COULD
BUT YOU'D BE WRONG... OH!
IF YOU DROP ME
I'LL FALL TO PIECES ON YA
IF YOU DON'T NEED ME
I DON'T EXIST
YOU VOTED FOR ME
NOW, LET ME SEE
A SHOW OF HANDS
HERE BEFORE YOU STANDS
CAN YOU MAKE ME LAUGH
AND SIGN THIS AUTOGRAPH
THOUGH IT'S NOT FOR ME...
GRIP AND GRIN
SHAKE AND FAKE
NAME AND SHAME
THEN I'M OUTTA HERE
IT'S NOT VERY COMPLICATED
I'M JUST YOUNG AND OVERRATED
WOO!
PLEASE DON'T DROP ME
I'LL FALL TO PIECES ON YA
IF YOU DON'T SEE ME
I DON'T EXIST
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU
NOW, LET ME GO
AND WASH MY HANDS
HERE BEFORE YOU STANDS...
PLEASE DON'T DROP ME
I'LL FALL TO PIECES ON YA
IF YOU DON'T NEED ME
I DON'T EXIST
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU
NOW, LET ME SEE
A SHOW OF HANDS
'CAUSE YOU JUST MET
THE WORLD'S
MOST HANDSOME MAN...
THE WORLD'S
MOST HANDSOME MAN...
THE WORLD'S
MOST HANDSOME MAN...
THE WORLD'S
MOST HANDSOME MAN