Well you look
Like the type
Who's got an eye
For a bargain
The kind of guy
Who likes to
Shop around
Well I got me
This old heart
That I'm puttin'
On the market
And I'll
Make you a deal
You can't turn down
Have I got a deal
For you
A heart that's almost
Like brand new
And I'll let it go
So cheap you'll
Think you've stole it
'Fore you're through
Have I got a deal
For you
Well you can search
The whole world over
And never find
Another like me
It's got a built-in
Lifetime guarantee
It's a one-time only
Offer and darlin'
Once you try me
You're gonna
Fall in love with it
You'll see
Have I got a deal
For you
A heart that's almost
Like brand new
And I'll let it go
So cheap you'll
Think you've stole it
'Fore you're through
Well have I got
A deal for you
Well sure I'll admit
That it's been used
A time or two
But have I got
A deal for you