THANKSGIVING
IS ALL OVER
AND MY DAD
PUT UP THE TREE
LOOKS LIKE A
MERRY CHRISTMAS
FOR EVERYONE
BUT ME
'CAUSE I AIN'T GETTIN'
NOTHIN' THIS CHRISTMAS
NOT EVEN ONE LITTLE TOY
THEY SAY I AIN'T GETTIN'
NOTHIN' AT ALL
THIS CHRISTMAS
'CAUSE I'VE BEEN
A BAD LITTLE BOY
MY MOMMY SCREAMED
WHEN SHE FOUND
MY PET GERBIL
IN MY LITTLE BABY
SISTER'S BASSINET
THEY SAY MY LITTLE
BABY SISTER
HAS A SOFT SPOT
IN HER HEAD
BUT I HAVEN'T FOUND IT
YET
AND DAD YELLED
JUST 'CAUSE I TOOK
THE RIDING MOWER
FOR A LITTLE TRIP DOWN
TO THE CANDY STORE
AND MY BIG BROTHER
BRET
BOY DID HE GET UPSET
WHEN I TOLD MOM
'BOUT THE MAGAZINES
IN HIS BOTTOM DRAWER
SO I AIN'T GETTIN'
NOTHIN'
THIS CHRISTMAS
AND LAST CHRISTMAS
I WAS EVERYBODY'S
PRIDE AND JOY
BUT THEY SAY
I AIN'T GETTIN'
NOTHIN' AT ALL
THIS CHRISTMAS
'CAUSE I'VE BEEN
A BAD LITTLE BOY
I'S HOPIN' I MIGHT GET
A CHEMISTRY SET
OR A MOTORCYCLE OR
OR SOMETHIN' LIKE THAT
BUT THAT'S BEFORE
I USED BRET'S MODEL
ROCKET SET
AND MADE
AN ASTRONAUT OUT OF
MS. WILCOX' CAT
STUPID CAT
IF HE'D OF JUST HELD ON
TIGHT LIKE I TOLD HIM
I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD
TO SUPER GLUE
HIS LITTLE PAWS
TO THE ROCKET
YEAH IF HE'D JUST
BEEN STILL
LIKE I TOLD HIM
HE WOULDN'T HAVE
THROWN THE ROCKET
OFF COURSE
AND THEY WOULDN'T
HAVE LANDED IN BUTCH
THE BULLDOG'S BACKYARD
STUPID CAT
BUT DID THE CAT
GET IN TROUBLE
NO BUT HEY
I AIN'T GETTIN' NOTHIN'
THIS CHRISTMAS
NOT EVEN ONE LITTLE TOY
THEY ALL SAY
I AIN'T GETTIN' NOTHIN'
AT ALL THIS CHRISTMAS
'CAUSE
I'VE BEEN A BAD
LITTLE BOY
OH MY GRANDMA
HAD TO GO TO THE
HOSPITAL
YEAH BUT DON'T WORRY
SHE'S NOT REALLY SICK
NAH SHE JUST HAD
A LITTLE TROUBLE
WALKING FOR A WHILE
AFTER I
I SHOWED HER
MY POWER RANGER KICK
SO I AIN'T GETTIN' NOTHIN'
THIS CHRISTMAS
NOT FROM MOM OR DAD
OR BRET OR GRANDMA
THEY ALL SAY I AIN'T
GETTIN' NOTHIN' AT ALL
THIS CHRISTMAS
BUT THEY DON'T KNOW
MY GRANDPA
MY GRANDPA'LL GET ME
ANYTHING I WANT I BET
BOYS WILL BE BOYS
THAT'S WHAT GRANDPA
SAYS
LIGHTEN UP BILL
HE'S JUST A LITTLE KID
HUH
MY GRANDPA
CALLS MY DAD BILL
I JUST HOPE
MY GRANDPA
DON'T FIND OUT
WHO TOOK HIS GREAT BIG
BERTHA GOLF CLUBS
THOUGH
IT'S TRUE
WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT
THE GREAT BIG BERTHA
I CAN HIT A ROCK
FURTHER WITH A
GREAT BIG BERTHA
THAN WITH ANY OF
MY DAD'S GOLF CLUBS
EVEN WITH THE
BIG DENTS I PUT IN IT
THAT ROCK JUST GOES
AND GOES
ONE ROCK WENT
THROUGH
MS. WILCOX' WINDOW
WISH IT WOULD HAVE
HIT THAT STUPID CAT
I HATE THAT CAT