YEAH THE OTHER MORNIN'
I WAS CRAWLIN' HOME
MADE IT
'BOUT HALFWAY 'CROSS
THE LAWN
JUST PAUSED BENEATH
THE BEGONIAS
I HAD TO REST
MY HANDS AND KNEES
MINDIN' MY OWN
BUSINESS LAYIN' THERE
WHEN MY WIFE
WALKS OUT
SAID SHE'D LIKE TO KNOW
WHAT I THOUGHT
I WAS DOIN'
IN THE SHRUBBERY
AT A QUARTER PAST THREE
I SAID HONEY
I'D LOVE TO TELL YA
BUT I'M SWORN TO
SECRECY YEAH
IT'S GOT SOMETHING
TO DO WITH
NIGHT MANEUVERS
AND NATIONAL SECURITY
YEAH
AND THEN I WATCHED HER
SWELL UP LIKE A TOAD
AND PUT BOTH HANDS
ON HER HIPS
THEN SHE SQUINCHED UP
THOSE LITTLE BEADY EYES
AND POOCHED OUT
THAT BOTTOM LIP
AND I KNEW
THAT I WAS
BACK IN THE DOGHOUSE
AGAIN
SLEEPIN' WITH MY
FLEA-COVERED FRIEND
WOAH
MOVE IT OVER ROVER
LOOKS LIKE I'M MOVIN' IN
BACK IN THE DOGHOUSE
AGAIN
SO I TOLD THAT WOMAN
YOU KNOW
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU
YOU NEVER THINK OF
THE GOOD THINGS I DO
LIKE HOW I LEAVE
MY DIRTY CLOTHES
ALL SPREAD OUT ON
THE FLOOR THERE
SO EASY TO SEE
YEAH YOU KNOW
HOW YOU WORRY ABOUT
GETTIN' FAT
AIN'T I ALWAYS THERE
TO HELP YOU OUT
WITH THAT
WELL HOW MANY TIMES
HAVE YOU HEARD ME SAY
BETTER SLOW DOWN
PORKY
LOOKS LIKE
YOU'RE PUTTIN' ON
A FEW POUNDS TO ME
YEAH AND THE NIGHT
YOU CHANGED
THAT FLAT TIRE
DIDN'T I STAND THERE
AND HOLD THE LIGHT
AND YOU WANNA MAKE
A BIG FUSS ABOUT ME
COMIN' IN A LITTLE LATE
AT NIGHT
HUH
WELL I MUST'VE SAID
SOMETHIN' WRONG
'CAUSE SHE PUT
BOTH HANDS ON HER HIPS
AND THEN SHE ROLLED
HER EYES
AND STAMPED HER FOOT
AND POOCHED OUT
THAT BOTTOM LIP
AND HEAVEN ONLY
KNOWS WHY
BUT I WAS
BACK IN THE DOGHOUSE
AGAIN
SLEEPIN' WITH MY
FLEA-COVERED FRIEND
WOAH
MOVE IT OVER ROVER
LOOKS LIKE I'M MOVIN' IN
BACK IN THE DOGHOUSE
AGAIN
BACK IN THE DOGHOUSE
AGAIN
YEAH I SPEND MORE TIME
IN THERE THAN
RIN TIN TIN
YEAH I KEEP ON
TRYIN' TO PLEASE HER
BUT THEN I DO
SOMETHING DUMB
AND THEN
IT'S BACK IN
THE DOGHOUSE AGAIN
MOVE OVER THERE BOY
AND LET ME IN THERE
WHEW
BOY HAVE YOU GOT
ALPO BREATH TONIGHT
YOU OUGHTA
GET YOU SOME OF THEM
CHLOROPHYLL
DOG BISCUITS
CHASE CARS
NAW I DON'T WANNA
CHASE CARS AGAIN
TONIGHT
REMEMBER LAST TIME
WE CAUGHT ONE
YEAH ALMOST KILLED ME
RAN OVER ME TWICE
PASS ME THAT BONE
OVER THERE WILL YA
OOPS SORRY
I COULDA' SWORE
THAT WAS MINE