It's these substandard motels
on the la la la la la
Corner of 4th
and Freemont Street
Appealing only because
they're just that unappealing
Any practiced Catholic would
cross themselves
upon entering
The rooms have
a hint of asbestos
And maybe just
a dash of formaldehyde
And the habit of decomposing
right before your very
la la la la eyes
Along with the people inside
What a wonderful
caricature of intimacy
Inside what a wonderful
caricature of intimacy
Tonight tenants range
from a lawyer and a virgin
Accessorizing with a rosary
tucked inside her lingerie
She's getting a job
at the firm come Monday
The Mrs. will stay
with the cheating attorney
Moonlighting aside
she really needs his money
A wonderful
caricature of intimacy
Yeah yeah
And not to mention
the constable and his proposition
for that virgin
Yes the one
the lawyer met with
on strictly business
As he said to the Mrs.
Well only hours before
after he had left
She was fixing her face
in a compact
There was a terrible crash
There was a terrible crash
Between her and the badge
She spilled
her purse and her bag
And held a purse
of a different kind
Along with the people inside
What a wonderful
caricature of intimacy
Inside what a wonderful
caricature of intimacy
There are no
raindrops on roses
and girls in white dresses
It's sleeping with roaches
and taking best guesses
At the shade of the sheets
and before all the stains
And a few more of
your least favorite things
Raindrops on roses
and girls in white dresses
It's sleeping with roaches
and taking best guesses
At the shade of the sheets
and before all the stains
And a few more of
your least favorite things
Inside what a wonderful
caricature of intimacy
Inside what a wonderful
caricature of intimacy
Raindrops on roses
and girls in white dresses
It's sleeping with roaches
and taking best guesses
At the shade of the sheets
and before all the stains
And a few more of
your least favorite things
Raindrops on roses
and the girls in white dresses
And the sleeping with the roaches
and the taking best guesses
At the shade of the sheets
and before all the stains
And a few more of
your least favorite things