Well the weather for
the whole area will
continue much the same
as the past few days
Temperature seventeen
centigrade
That's forty-nine
Fahrenheit
Winds will freshen
later tonight to
southwest force
six or seven
And there will be
showers sometimes
heavy in many
Oh sod it
I didn't wanna
do this
I don't wanna be
a weather forecaster
I don't wanna rabbit
on all day about
sunny periods and
patches of rain
spreading from the west
I wanted to be
a lumberjack
Leaping from
tree to tree
As they float down
the mighty rivers
of British Colombia
The giant Redwood
The Larch
The Fir
The mighty
Scots Pine
The lofty
flowering Cherry
The plucky
little Aspen
The limping Rue
tree of Nigeria
The towering
Wattle of Aldershot
The Maidenhead
creeping water plant
The Naughty
Leicestershire
flashing Oak
The flatulent Elm
of West Ruislip
The quirkus maximus
bambagascoigne I
The idiculous labarti
hewious greenus
With my best
buddy by my side
We'd sing
sing sing
I'm a lumberjack
and I'm okay
I sleep all night
and I work all day
I cut down trees
I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays
I go shopping
And have buttered
scones for tea
I'm a lumberjack
and I'm okay
I sleep all night
and I work all day
I cut down trees
I skip and jump
I like to press
wild flowers
I put on
women's clothing
And hang
around in bars
I'm a lumberjack
and I'm okay
I sleep all night and
I work all day
I cut down trees
I wear high heels
Suspendies and
a bra
I wish I'd
been a girlie
Just like my
dear papa
He's a lumberjack
and he's okay
He sleeps all night and
he works all day
He's a lumberjack
and he's okay..........
He sleeps all night and
he works all day