The world today seems
absolutely crackers
With nuclear bombs
to blow us all
sky-high
There's fools
and idiots
sitting on the trigger
It's depressing and
it's senseless
and that's why
I like Chinese
I like Chinese
They only come up
to your knees
Yet they're always
friendly and they're
ready to please
I like Chinese
I like Chinese
There's nine hundred
million of them
in the world today
You'd better learn
to like them
that's what I say
I like Chinese
I like Chinese
They come from a
long way overseas
But they're cute
and they're cuddly
And they're
ready to please
I like
Chinese food
The waiters
never are rude
Think of the many
things they've done
to impress
There's Maoism
Taoism, E Ching
and Chess
So I like Chinese
I like Chinese
I like their
tiny little trees
Their Zen
their ping pong
their ying yangese
I like Chinese
thought
The wisdom that
Confucius taught
If Darwin is anything
to shout about
The Chinese will
survive us all
without any doubt
So I like Chinese
I like Chinese
They only come up
to your knees
Yet they're wise
and they're witty
and they're ready
to please
All together
Wow I chung
berung
Wow I chung
berung
Wow I chung
berung
Me huma
Me huma
Me huma
dai geng
I like Chinese
I like Chinese
Their food is
guaranteed
to please
A fourteen
a seven
a nine and lychees
I like Chinese
I like Chinese
I like their
tiny little trees
I like Chinese
I like Chinese