I ...mmanuel Kant was
a real pissant
Who was very
rarely stable
Heidegger Heidegger
was a boozy beggar
who could think you
under the table
David Hume could
out consume
Wilhelm Freidrich
Hegal
And Wittgenstein was
a beery swine
Who was just as
schloshed as Schegal
There's nothing
Nietzche couldn't
teach ya
'bout the raising
of the wrist
Socrates himself
was permanently
pissed
John Stuart Mill of
his own free will
on a half a pint
of shandy
was particularly ill
Plato they say
could stick it away
Half a crate of
whisky every day
Aristotle Aristotle was
a bugger for
the bottle
Hobbes was fond
of his dram
And Rene Descartes
was a drunken fart
I drink therefore
I am
Yes Socrates himself
is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
but a bugger when
he's pissed
L..mmanuel Kant was
a real pissant
Who was very
rarely stable
Heidegger Heidegger
was a boozy beggar
who could think you
under the table
David Hume could
out consume
Wilhelm Freidrich
Hegal
And Wittgenstein was
a beery swine
Who was just as
schloshed as Schegal
There's nothing
Nietzche couldn't
teach ya
'bout the raising
of the wrist
Socrates himself
was permanently
pissed
John Stuart Mill of
his own free will
on a half a pint
of shandy
was particularly ill
Plato they say
could stick it away
Half a crate of
whisky every day
Aristotle Aristotle was
a bugger for
the bottle
Hobbes was fond
of his dram
And Rene Descartes
was a drunken fart
I drink therefore
I am
Yes Socrates himself
is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
but a bugger when
he's pissed