Don't wanna
be another Ashley
Don't wanna count
my fucking calories
Don't wanna worry
bout my body so
dickheads will like me
I'd rather make out
with my TV screen
than anyone on
the football team
I'd rather touch myself
to Vincent Price movies
Ooh Ooh Ooh
Don't wanna
be another Ashley
Don't wanna
shop at Abercrombie
I'd rather steal
from JC Penny's 'cause
it's really easy
I'd rather make out
with my TV screen
than anyone on
the football team
I'd rather touch myself
to Vincent Price movies
'Cause I wanna be
a weird girl
Weird girl weird girl
I wanna be a weird
weird weird weird girl
I wanna be a freak girl
Freak girl freak girl
I wanna freak you out
'cause I'm a freaky
fucking girl
I'm not too
cool for school
I'm not too
cool to drool
I'm bout to
school you fools
Took a dip in my
school's pool
A dip in my
school's pool
I'm not gonna
follow the rules
I'm not gonna
eat your fucking gruel no
I'm bout to
school this school
Took a dip in my
school's pool
Dip in my school
Because I wanna be
a weird girl
Weird girl weird girl
I wanna be a weird
weird weird weird girl
I wanna be a freak girl
Freak girl freak girl
I wanna freak you out
'cause I'm a freaky
fucking girl
I wanna be
a weird girl
Weird girl weird girl
I wanna be a weird
weird weird weird girl
I wanna be a freak girl
Freak girl freak girl
I wanna freak you out
'cause I'm a freaky
fucking girl