Mhh Mhh
Mhh Mhh
I wish you smelled
A little funny
Not just funny
Really bad
We could roam
The streets forever
Just like cats
But we'd never stray
Mhh Mhh
Mhh Mhh
I sometimes wish you
Were a mermaid
I could raise you
In the tub at home
We could take
A swim together
On weekly day
Trips to the bay
Oh you and me
It would be only
You and me
Oh you and me
It would be only
You and me
You and Me
Mhh Mhh
I wish you were
A little bigger
Not just big
But really fat
Doors you would no
Longer fit through
In my bed you
Would have to stay
I often wish that
You had feathers
I'd keep you
In a giant cage
All day long
I'd sit and watch you
I'd sing for you
And that would be okay
Oh you and me
It would be only
You and me
Oh you and me
It would be only
You and me
You and Me
Mhh Mhh
People say
There are plenty of fish
In the sea
Baby all I do is wish
I wish
I wish
I wish you were
A little slower
Not just slow
But but but
But paralyzed
Then I could plug you
Into a socket
So you could
Never run away
I really wish that
You were smaller
Not just small
But really really short
So I could
Put you in my pocket
And carry you
Around all day
Oh you and me
It would be only
You and me
Oh you and me
It would be only
You and me
You and Me
Mhh Mhh
You and Me
Mhh Mhh