MOM I'M DYIN'
I'M DIZZY AND FRYIN'
MY THROAT HURTS
I THINK
I SHOULD STAY IN BED
'CAUSE I GOT
SOME KIND OF DISEASE
AND THERE ARE
NO REMEDIES
THINK I SHOULD
STAY IN BED TODAY
MAYBE TOMORROW
GO OUT AND PLAY
IT'S SATURDAY
WITH GINSENG AND
FRESH-SQUEEZED JUICE
OF WHEAT GRASS
ON SOME
HOT CHICKEN SOUP
THAT JUST MIGHT
KEEP ME ALIVE
A COUPLE DAYS
BUT I'VE GOT
SOME KIND OF DISEASE
AND THERE ARE
NO REMEDIES
THINK I'LL JOIN
TIMOTHY LEARY
IN A CRYOGENIC FREEZE
NEXT SATURDAY
YEAH I'VE GOT
SOME KIND OF DISEASE
AND THERE ARE
NO REMEDIES
SHOULDA LISTENED
WHEN YOU SAID BEWARE
OF HORNY GIRLS WITH
NEW JERSEY HAIR
LAST SATURDAY