She hates my mama
She hates my
Daddy too
She loves to tell me
She hates the
Things I do
She loves to lie
Beside me
Almost
Every night
Well she's no lady
She's my wife
The preacher asked her
And she said
I do
The preacher asked me
And she said
Yes he does too
And the preacher said
I pronounce you
99 to life
Son she's no lady
She's your wife
And I can't remember
How I met her
Seems like
She's always just been
Hanging here
Off my right arm
And I can't remember
How I ever
Thought that I just
Couldn't live
Without a
Woman's charm
And even though
She loves the smell of
French perfume
And even though
She walks around in
High-heel shoes
Well
All I know
Is I'm the one
Who pays her price
Man she's no lady
She's my wife
And I can't remember
How I met her
Seems like
She's always just
Been hanging here off
My right arm
And I can't remember
How I ever
Thought that
I just couldn't live
Without a
Woman's charm
Yea she hates my mama
She hates my
Daddy too
She loves to tell me
How much
She hates the things I do
She loves to lie
Beside me
Almost every night
Well she's no lady
She's my wife
Well she's no lady
She's my
Wife