WOKE UP THIS MORNING
PUT ON MY SLIPPERS
WALKED IN THE KITCHEN
AND DIED
AND OH WHAT A FEELING
WHEN MY SOUL
WENT THROUGH
THE CEILING
AND ON UP INTO HEAVEN
I DID RIDE
WHEN I GOT THERE
THEY DID SAY
JOHN IT HAPPENED
THIS 'A WAY
YOU SLIPPED UPON
THE FLOOR
AND HIT YOUR HEAD
AND ALL THE ANGELS SAY
JUST BEFORE
YOU PASSED AWAY
THESE WERE
THE VERY LAST WORDS
THAT YOU SAID
PLEASE DON'T BURY ME
DOWN IN THE COLD COLD
GROUND
NO I'D DRUTHER HAVE 'EM
CUT ME UP
AND PASS ME
ALL AROUND
THROW MY BRAIN
IN A HURRICANE
AND THE BLIND
CAN HAVE MY EYES
AND THE DEAF CAN TAKE
BOTH OF MY EARS
IF THEY DON'T MIND
THE SIZE
GIVE MY STOMACH
TO MILWAUKEE
IF THEY RUN OUT
OF BEER
PUT MY SOCKS
IN A CEDAR BOX
JUST GET 'EM
OUT OF HERE
VENUS DE MILO
CAN HAVE MY ARMS
LOOK OUT
I'VE GOT YOUR NOSE
SELL MY HEART
TO THE JUNKMAN
AND GIVE MY LOVE
TO ROSE
BUT PLEASE DON'T
BURY ME
DOWN IN THAT
COLD COLD GROUND
NO I'D DRUTHER HAVE 'EM
CUT ME UP
AND PASS ME
ALL AROUND
THROW MY BRAIN
IN A HURRICANE
AND THE BLIND
CAN HAVE MY EYES
AND THE DEAF CAN TAKE
BOTH OF MY EARS
IF THEY DON'T MIND
THE SIZE
GIVE MY FEET
TO THE FOOTLOOSE
CARELESS FANCY FREE
GIVE MY KNEES
TO THE NEEDY
DON'T PULL THAT STUFF
ON ME
HAND ME DOWN
MY WALKIN' CANE
IT'S A SIN TO TELL A LIE
SEND MY MOUTH
WAY DOWN SOUTH
AND KISS MY ASS
GOODBYE
BUT PLEASE DON'T
BURY ME
DOWN IN THAT
COLD COLD GROUND
NO I'D DRUTHER HAVE 'EM
CUT ME UP
AND PASS ME
ALL AROUND
THROW MY BRAIN
IN A HURRICANE
AND THE BLIND
CAN HAVE MY EYES
AND THE DEAF CAN TAKE
BOTH OF MY EARS
IF THEY DON'T MIND
THE SIZE