HERE I SIT
A NOBODY WITH
NO ONE
AND BEIN' ME
AIN'T REALLY
ALL THAT FUN
LEAVIN' HER
WASN'T VERY SMART
ADMITTIN' I WAS WRONG
WOULDN'T BE SO HARD
IF IT WAS COOL
TO BE A FOOL
I'D BE THE HIPPEST GUY
AROUND
IF A HEARTACHE
MADE YA FAMOUS
I'D BE KNOWN FROM
TOWN TO TOWN
IF TEARS WERE
MADE OF PENNIES
AND A COLD BEER
BROUGHT HER BACK
MY BANK ACCOUNT
AND SELF-ESTEEM
WOULD BOTH BE
IN THE BLACK
AND IF SOME
HOLLYWOOD
PRODUCER
MADE A MOVIE
THAT WAS SAD
ABOUT SOME GUY
WHO LOST
THE BEST THING
HE EVER HAD
HEY I COULD BE A STAR
IF IT WAS COOL
TO BE A FOOL
BUT WE ALL KNOW
THE WAY IT REALLY IS
YOU DON'T GET
RECOGNIZED
FOR DOIN' THINGS
LIKE THIS
YOU SPEND
A LOTTA TIME
FEELIN' SORRY
FOR YOURSELF
IT DOESN'T
REALLY MEAN
THAT MUCH
TO ANYBODY ELSE
IF IT WAS COOL
TO BE A FOOL
I'D BE THE HIPPEST GUY
AROUND
IF A HEARTACHE
MADE YOU FAMOUS
I'D BE KNOWN FROM
TOWN TO TOWN
IF TEARS WERE
MADE OF PENNIES
AND A COLD BEER
BROUGHT HER BACK
MY BANK ACCOUNT
AND SELF-ESTEEM
WOULD BOTH BE
IN THE BLACK
AND IF SOME
HOLLYWOOD
PRODUCER
MADE A MOVIE
THAT WAS SAD
ABOUT SOME GUY
WHO LOST
THE BEST THING
HE EVER HAD
HEY I COULD BE A STAR
IF IT WAS COOL
TO BE A FOOL
IF IT WAS COOL
TO BE A FOOL
I'D BE THE HIPPEST GUY
AROUND
IF A HEARTACHE
MADE YOU FAMOUS
I'D BE KNOWN FROM
TOWN TO TOWN
IF TEARS WERE
MADE OF PENNIES
AND A COLD BEER
BROUGHT HER BACK
MY BANK ACCOUNT
AND SELF-ESTEEM
WOULD BOTH BE
IN THE BLACK
AND IF SOME
HOLLYWOOD
PRODUCER
MADE A MOVIE
THAT WAS SAD
ABOUT SOME GUY
WHO LOST
THE BEST THING
HE EVER HAD
HEY I COULD BE A STAR
IF IT WAS COOL
TO BE A FOOL
HEY I COULD BE A STAR
IF IT WAS COOL TO BE
A FOOL