I was gonna
write you a love song
just the other day
So I sat down
and thought real hard
but nothing ever came
I took a walk downtown
and it hit me like a train
so I grabbed a napkin
and started scribbling away
and I was like
Woah oh woah oh
Sexy can't make up for crazy
No oh no oh
and girl you're crazy as shit
This song's for selfish girls
they want the whole wide world
they just want everything
and they cry when
the sky ain't blue
This song's for selfish girls
they want the whole wide world
I give them everything
and there ain't
nothing I can do
Look she walked into my life
all innocent and shit
and then she took
my credit card and dipped
gave me a kiss
then turned around
and stole the keys
to my whip
Aw man what a selfish bitch
she was like see ya
I wouldn't wanna be ya
Kidnapped my Visa
Then she hit the galleria
Let's have
a moment of silence
for what I say next
R.I.P to all my paychecks
Supermodel but
the inside's ugly
Yeah and I'm over it
like a fraction
She loved
herself way more
than she loved me
Only cared about her
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So this the last song
I'm ever gonna write for ya
Go find a douchebag
maybe he'll be right for ya
and if you wonder
why your phone ain't ringing
Call my voicemail
and I'mma start singing
This song's for selfish girls
they want the whole wide world
they just want everything
and they cry when
the sky ain't blue
This song's for selfish girls
they want the whole wide world
I give them everything
and there ain't
nothing I can do
La la la la la la la
la la la la
la la la la la la la
la la la
I thought you were a dime
but you loved me for my dimes
Selfish girls will be
the death of me
this happens every time
I thought you were a dime
but you loved me for my dimes
Selfish girls will
be the death of me
this happens every time
and I was like
Woah oh woah oh
Sexy can't make up for crazy
No oh no oh
and girl oh my God
This song's for selfish girls
they want the whole wide world
they just want everything
and they cry when
the sky ain't blue
This song's for selfish girls
they want the whole wide world
I give them everything
and there ain't
nothing I can do