I can't keep up with
what's been going down
I think my heart must just
be slowing down
Among the human beings
In their designer jeans
Am I the only one
who hears the screams
And the strangled cries
of lawyers in love
God sends his spaceships
to America the beautiful
They land at six o'clock
and there we are
the dutiful
Eating from TV trays
Tuned into Happy Days
Waiting for World War III
while Jesus slaves
To the mating calls
of lawyers in love
Ooh sha-la-la ooh
Ooh sha-la-la ooh
Ooh sha-la-la ooh
Ooh sha-la-la ooh
Last night I watched
the news from Washington
the capital
The Russians escaped while
we weren't watching them
like Russians will
Now we've got all this room
We've even got the moon
And I hear the USSR
will be open soon
As vacation land
for lawyers in love
Lawyers in love
Ooh sha-la-la ooh
Ooh sha-la-la ooh
Ooh sha-la-la ooh
Ooh sha-la-la ooh
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Lawyers in love