THIS AIN'T DALLAS
AND THIS AIN'T DYNASTY
THIS IS A
REAL-LIFE
TWO-JOB WORKIN'
FAMILY
AND I AIN'T J.R.
AND YOU AIN'T
SUE ELLEN
WE'RE JUST A
MAN AND A WOMAN
HOLDIN' THINGS
TOGETHER
I WORK EVERY DAY
THE SUN COMES UP
FROM EIGHT UNTIL FIVE
I DON'T HAVE A NEW
MERCEDES CAR OR A
CHAUFFEUR TO DRIVE
MY WIFE
AIN'T OUT SHOPPIN'
WITH THE
COUNTRY CLUB QUEENS
'CAUSE SHE'S WORKIN'
IN THE MORNIN' UNTIL
SHE PICKS UP
THE KIDS AT THREE
AND THIS AIN'T DALLAS
AND THIS AIN'T DYNASTY
THIS IS A
REAL-LIFE
TWO-JOB WORKIN'
FAMILY
AND I AIN'T J.R.
AND YOU AIN'T
SUE ELLEN
NO WE'RE JUST A
MAN AND A WOMAN
HOLDIN' THIS THING
TOGETHER
NOW WE ALL LIKE
TO WATCH THOSE SHOWS
'CAUSE WE ALL
LIKE TO DREAM
YEAH OLD J.R.
IS MAKIN' DEALS
AND ALEXIS
IS MAKIN' STEAM
JOAN AND LINDA
AND VICTORIA
AND MORGAN
THEY'RE A SIGHT TO SEE
MY OLD LADY SAID
I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE THINKIN'
I SAID NOW HONEY
DON'T YOU KNOW
ALL OF THAT IS ON TV
AND THIS AIN'T DALLAS
THIS AIN'T DYNASTY
THIS IS
MAKIN' A LIVIN'
DOWN IN TENNESSEE
AND I AIN'T J.R.
AND YOU AIN'T
SUE ELLEN
NO WE'RE JUST A
MAN AND A WOMAN
HOLDIN' THIS THING
TOGETHER
NO THIS AIN'T DALLAS
AND THIS AIN'T DYNASTY
THIS IS
MAKIN' A LIVIN'
DOWN IN TENNESSEE
AND I AIN'T J.R.
AND YOU AIN'T
SUE ELLEN
NO WE'RE JUST A
MAN AND WOMAN
HOLDIN' THINGS
TOGETHER
HEY WE'RE JUST
A MAN AND A WOMAN
HOLDIN' THIS THING
TOGETHER
HONEY TURN OFF THE TV