She ain't a peach
you oughta be pickin'
She ain't the cup of tea
you oughta be sippin'
She treats you like you're
broke like you need fixin'
You ain't gettin' nothin' back
for all that you're givin'
If you're good with
who you're kissin'
C'est la vie
But I can show you
what you're missin'
Yeah boy I can be
The whiskey in your soda
The lime to your Corona
Shotgun in your Tacoma
The Audrey to your Hank
She's got a little style
And a Hollywood smile
But believe me honey
Good as money in the bank
I'm everything she is
And everything she ain't
She sees diamonds
But I'm seein' stars
You should leave her
on an island
Dance with me in this bar
Honey there's plenty
of fish in the sea
But if you take a second look
You'll see there's only
one of me
The whiskey in your soda
The lime to your Corona
Shotgun in your Tacoma
The Audrey to your Hank
She's got a little style
And a Hollywood smile
But believe me honey
Good as money in the bank
I'm everything she is
And everything she ain't
She's all wrong for you
Just the girl next door
You know as right as rain
The whiskey in your soda
The lime to your Corona
Shotgun in your Tacoma
The Audrey to your Hank
She's got a little style
And a Hollywood smile
But believe me honey
Good as money in the bank
I'm everything she is
And everything she ain't
Yeah I'm everything she is
And everything she ain't